Thread: Tales of Animeb

Tales of AnimeB: HKSS story chapter 3

Scene: HKSS Headquarters.

The next day General BobCat held an all HKSS staff meeting, and announced his plans to help out the great city of AnimeB in rebuilding efforts. The team was enthusiastic about the idea, and many were glad he was finally feeling better.

Walking among the ruins of the great city, he got the idea of trying to help out by rebuilding the library, so that way they could have someplace to meet and chat. The rebuilding began at the library.

Scene: Council member's office.
The new council member was on the phone talking to Al Hentai's leader.

New Council member: "Yes. I am aware of what is going on."

Sicko Bin Pervert: "So what do you plan on doing?"

"I plan on helping rebuild this place, but in my image. The old city was not serving me well, so I will rebuild it to serve me."

"So what can we do for you?"

"You can send your members over here to help rebuild. You'll be provided power and funding from the council. We will suspend any laws against what you like, in recognition of your great contributions."

"Excellent, that will go a long way in helping our goals."

Scene: Library.

A bunch of Al Hentai members along with the New Council member's assistant approach General BobCat and those trying to help rebuild the library.

Assistant: We're here to rebuild the library. We're going to add a pornography section, and bring in librarians who are strippers.

BobCat: But this is a library. Children go here.

KC (not part of Al Hentai, but hanging around the general area): Hey, are you against free speech?

BobCat: No. But this is not what the library had before.

Assistant: Times change, deal with it. We're in charge, and don't you forget it.

BobCat: Well, this is not a good idea. I'm lodging a formal complaint.

Assistant: *picks up cell phone and presses button* Hey boss, we got BC standing in the way. ..... OK Gotcha.

The assistant calls over some police.

Assistant: Arrest this man, for interfering with the council's official duties, and put him in jail for 30 days.

BobCat: WHAT?

Many are shocked at this. Lt. Gogeta and Private HIPHOPMAn attempt to object as well, and get arrested as well.

Good chapter BC...can you add me in the next one...just sayin

Ditto lol ^_^ (this offers you a comedy side)

Tales of AnimeB(Skull J. Darkmaster's Version)Chapter 1

In the Decaying towers of The Kingdom(PoC)

Pepe was working on his important;yet unimportant speech. The towers are soon under attack from The Administrative Army. Pepe is arrested and the Army is reallly terrorists.

The Shoutbox Apartments...

Nani recieves a call that pepe has been arrested he just replies "So what". Soon the SB is under attack and Nani and the regular Shouters are arrested.

HKSS Outpost....

The vigelant HKSS are already under attack and the main members and some subordinates are arrested(Bobcat,Ederius,Mandi,and some others).

Around AnimeB....

Everyone is arrested except KC,The Village Idiot,Hinarei,and Skull J. Darkmaster these are the few survivers.

In the NBB...

The Village Idiot is arrested and beat up for resistance.

In what is left of AnimeB....

KC and Hinarei are arrested and beaten for resisdence.

In the fortress walls of the Halo Brigade HQ...

Skull is attacked. He fights back with his spartan clones but is defeated and arrested,He is also beat badly for residence,and is placed in solitary confinment.

To be continued.....

*WHOMP* selo

zzz selo, trying to ruin the fun.

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Tales of AnimeB: HKSS story chapter 4

Scene: Jail. Two police dressed in white throw BobCat into the jail cell, without his wheelchair. He struggles to get back up, and drags himself up on the lower bunk bed.

Minutes later, KC gets tossed in there.

KC: HEY GUARD! I got friends in high places!

At that moment, the assistant walks up.

Assistant: Yes he does. Let him out. He is exempt from the laws of animeb.

KC: HA! I told ya!

Selo the guard releases KC.

Assistant: And you, troublemaker, will get punished more for allowing KC to be arrested.

He punches BobCat in the face, knocking out the paralyzed HKSS leader.

The jail door slams as the two old friends walk away.

Assistant: Come old friend, we get a pint together.

Scene: Another jail cell.

HKSS Agents Ederius and Mandi are in the jail cell. She is crying.

Ederius: Don't worry Mandi, we have plenty of heroes in our ranks who will help us out.

In the cell next door, Skully gets tossed unceremoniously on the ground as the jail door shuts.

Selo the guard: And don't you cause trouble, cuz I'll put you to sleep with my zzz ray!

Skully: Yeah, whuteva....

Selo the guard walks away.

Scene: Hinata-sou.

HKSS agent Kataja got the bad news, via blackberry.

Kataja: General BobCat has been arrested, Shinobu-chan.

Shinobu: *tears welling up in her eyes* Auuuuu....what has happened to this place? Why are people so mean? Auuuuu......

Kataja: I don't know, Shinobu-chan.

Shinobu: Take me to the jail, I want to see BobCat-sempai.

Kataja: OK. I'll change my uniform to the Scandinavian brigade. We HKSS are wanted by the police.

He goes into a room and changes into the ScBr uniform, and takes Shinobu down to the jail in an HKSS squad car. When he gets there, Tag the guard looks at Kataja suspiciously.

Tag: Hey, if you're with the ScBr, why are you driving a HKSS squad car?

Kataja: I confiscated it from those criminals.

Tag: That's very good. Proceed.

He drives forward and parks the car. Both he and Shinobu proceed inside.

WOW YOU COMPLETLY CAPTURED MY PERSONALITY!:rofl::rofl::rofl: Keep up the good work

lol

Satire is funny.

I needed a laugh, you guys... and you delivered . tanks muchly

These HKSS tales seem to be very representative of Bobcats opinion of AnimeB... :/


Ah well, most fiction were written to represent some sort of part of their everyday life, whether it be opression, arguments, and so on.

Originally Posted by Minami Kana

Yeh, like bobcat says, entrapment! baiting! sniping! . That's why the non offical animeb tales = zzzz

So in your eyes I can never write a good Tales of AnimeB? Figures.

*A strange man garbed in white appears.*

Ah...I can finally rest in peace...I finally appeared in a Story...Not to important a role but I am happy. Goodbye for now.

*The strange man in white walks away.*

Well comrades, I'm just a fool here trying to practice my writing skills, so pardon me if I suck at creating stories....

Tales of AnimeB: Short Diaries of a War Addict (HKSS Side Stories)

Mouse1992, as usual, roams around the city-island like a security guard, except that he only wanted to do this out of boredom. He was a young man without any allegiance to any brigade or club, but he can enter some notable brigade-own structures like The Watermelon patch, which is owned by Mutsumians, and the Internet Center, owned by the Hackers of Chisame. But his favorite place was the Weapon Shop of HKSS, a place he can call home....

When he first came to the island, he came introducing himself as a weapon merchant, though he was himself a communist. He then built a small weapon shop, which earns some at first, but now stands empty due to the disinterest of people to weaponry and the arts of war.....

As he stays here longer, he witnessed some of the major problems in the island, which some of these made his blood boil, and some made him almost risk his life. But there are times that he was the one who cause trouble, such as when he almost burned down the Sake Bar, owned by the Drunken Foxes, supporter-worshippers(?) of Kitsune, and when he tried to kidnap Shinobu, an incident which made him sympathize to HKSS. And now that he caretakes the HKSS Weapon Shop, spectating brigade ceremonies became one of his favorite pastimes. But one day, he witnesses one event that will change the way he viewed the life on this island forever.....

To be continued......
(Author's Note: Sorry if I'm "bloody full of myself", its just that I decided to disclose this to everyone who reads this "Tales")

Originally Posted by BobCat

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Originally Posted by Minami Kana

Yeh, like bobcat says, entrapment! baiting! sniping! . That's why the non offical animeb tales = zzzz

So in your eyes I can never write a good Tales of AnimeB? Figures.

Well, quite frankly... Any story written by someone that INCLUDES THEMSELF... will likely be vastly skewed towards their preference.

Neutral works are best... Note that Chao-dono never (has she? I dont think she has...) included herself in a Tale... Or if she has, it's not as a main character. =P


That said... I finally caught up last week.
Wonderful work!

When's more coming, Chao-donooo~???

Originally Posted by Ryo Misaki

Well, quite frankly... Any story written by someone that INCLUDES THEMSELF... will likely be vastly skewed towards their preference.

So therefore the story must be horrible? C'mon. That's not true.

Big Guy I love your stories...mainly cause I'm in a chapter for once

The Latest Installment of Tales of Animeb, Featuring Hina and Tyroki. Oh yeah, you know you wanted it -By Chao/Bal/Jusu (The Family)

EPISODE 9

Once upon a time, there was a little village, in Japan. Peaceful, without any trouble, it was rarely visited. But one day, someone was approached the village with hunger in his heart. When noticing he had arrived at his destination Hinarei took off his traveling cap, a giant Nana with Suu's face on the side. This was the Village of Destiny, Animeb as foretold by his great great great great nana' Aunty Hina.

Entering the town, it wasn't soon before Hinarei was challenged by the little towns local rebel, Tyroki! As Hinarei stood in the town, clueless of his challengers identity, the villagers prepared a battlefield worthy of the followers of Suu. A battlefield...of ice and skates, or more specifically Ice Skating. They would start in the artic, their destination: the kingdom of Momol. The first to get Suu would treasure her for the rest of the life, just as they had before.

As the battle began in the Ice both performed legendary moves such as the Nana-eight by Hina and the Nana-less by Tyroki. At a tie, they quickly raced to the next event in high spirits, still believing that the Goddess Suu was on their respective sides. Coming upon the forest of Naru, the two were soon battling each other in a paint-ball battle of epic proportions. As they flew around with Tyroki's excessive force, and Hina's matrix-style dodging, the two were quickly put into a Mexican Suu stand-off. Yet the two were not the only ones in the forest. Soon a rag-tag team of Naru followers came and began to drive both out. With the Naru warriors and each other, both were quick to tire out as they struggled to survive. The Naru followers quickly charged with Naru kicks, Naru punches but also pies made by Naru, which sincerely stank.

The forest became a free-for-all, Naru followers versus, Hinarei, Tyroki, and each other. The Naru forrest was suffering, with 'nanas everywhere.
The Goddess Suu saw what had become of her very precious nanas which she had hidden in the Naru Forest, and called for her champion Bobcat to stop the fighting. So BC got his nana-sword, and yelled his whining battlecry, which struck fear in the hearts of both Hinarei and Tyroki, who ran away and continued their race, as BC battled the remaining Naru followers whom which the forest belonged too for no reason at all.

Hinarei and Tyroki finally got to their prize, the great temple of Suu, but were then tied. Disgruntled they started another fight, in which they accidentally knocked a torch over, turning the nearby mascot, Skully the puppy, into a flaming puppy torch, who proceded to burn the ultra-precious ultimate nana grove. As the grove burned, Hina and Tyroki tried to put out the flames as a figure appeared from the darkness. Holding the Suu Idol, stood the master thief Magister Magi Chris!

As he stood their with a bored look, he claimed that the Idol would be destroyed until the two figure skate together. Too help motivate them, he calls on two other people, Lovely Chocolate Kisses and Edirus, who also wanted the Idol, to be their opponents. He gave them 12 hours to put aside their diffrences, and train, under the guidance of mastershake. The two Suu-lovers, while kicking each other, entered the room Magister told them too and under the guidance of the blind figure skating guru, mastershake, the two learned how to figure skate along with his eye-seeing dog Black Hayate.

It was a painful task to cooperate for the two of them with
Hina making love to a picture of Suu, and Tyroki stealing said picture...
Most of the time, Tyroki would push Hina aside, causing him to fall and push Hayate, who rolled all over the floor and mastershake trying to get them to learn figure skating!

Mastershake was a tough task master, teaching them continuously the dual nana' ecchi techniques, which required both to work together. Yet both got less points just because Master Shake would have preferred to see a Motoko skating session. Continuing with their training, Master shake made them do a 1000 km race through nana trees, wearing only panties from the Suu Goddess Statue. All the while Black Hayate avoided his blind master, playing and doing rolling attacks with his parents. After the 1000km race, both were declared ready. A furious competition was held, LC and Edirus were masters at the art. It was up to the two-nana-man team of Hinarei and Tyroki to perform a super nana'ecchi move that has never been attempted.

The Black Panti Nana Lotus!!

Just as they were to do it, Hayate, followed by his mom, Riza, and Dad, Roy, roll attacked from nowhere, squashing Magister Magi and sending the Idol flying off to the distance. LC and Edirus were busy with each other, so Tyroki and Hinarei once again continued their race. In the crowd, the idol was caught by Death, sitting next to BC who was simply watching the match. With the idol inside his t-shirt, Death secretly exited the dome and he ran away never to be seen again.

Apparently, no one really cared about the idol anyway.

Tyroki and Hina continued the race. With 720º twists and sending nanas at each other, none of them wanted to lose this fight.As Hina and Tyroki came close to the finish, two nana peels lay on the road before them. Not noticing this, the two continued to run while hurling what was left of the nana'tillary. Within 3 meters of the finish, Tyroki suddenly slipped and fell onto Hina as the both slid through the finish line together, ending up in a very X image that made nearby women swoon and erupt into nose-bleeds.

A shoe-less person approached them. After giggling, the person used a 'nana pie and covered them with it thoroughly. When Hina and Ty were finally able to see their surroundings, they saw the great Goddess Suu staring down at them.

Wagging her finger at them, the great goddess stuck her tounge out and turned, "Touch my "Nana's again and I wont by happy, Okies?! C'ya later peeps!" she said as she vanished before reappearing again, "Try harder next time, 'kay?" she said with a big smile on her face.

The two of them stared completely amazed at the figure waving at them as she took off distance, this time riding a huge air ballon, Suu disappeared in the depths of the blue sky as it began to rain 'Nanas on everyones heads.

lol

Family Roll Attack FTW

This tale is something else...