Thread: Tales of Animeb

Originally Posted by Ed Elric

I loved these, and i want other poeple to read them. its been sooo long since you brought out a new one. im just glad i was in one, even though i only said two lines.

Because Chao-sama has an IRL life ;P

yea, she's got guys all over her
but let's mess with her and request moar

*Slaps Aniki and GF*

Shaddup :/

Can't you let us have our vacation in peace?

no. get to work.

Talked with Chao...she says nay. So I guess we're still on vacation

Episode 11


Once upon a time, there was once a boy named Betong.

However, he was not a normal boy. Every night, as soon as the sun would set, his body would transform and become a donkey's!

This made the boy very sad, for who would play with an ass?

Yes, because in birthday parties, he'd become the party's main attraction. Imagine, dear readers, Prof. Nekko's 3rd birthday. You can't imagine the pain of Betong when a fake tale was glued by lockx and then kicked by Ed Elric!

Even more sad, was the fact that Selose and Aniki used poor Betong as a Pinata.

His poor body abused by those whom he called friends, Betong felt sad and alone.

Back to our main storyline, that day boy Betong was thinking in some way to get rid of his curse. Not only himself, but also his mother Holden Caulfield and hinarei were victims.

When one day, he heard the town baffoon hinarei speak of a magical place called Animeb.

It was said it housed the most powerful forces in all the lands, and could probably reverse any curse ever concieved.

So Betong started collecting his money to travel. It didn't matter how much he'd have to endure: he had to remove that curse.

He had his plan. He'd wait to get a ride with the travellers that once got throught the village he lived in: the Kanako Brigade, ruled by nobody-knows-who. However, since Kanako villagers were so cruel, little people dared to cross that village.

It was by chance that he met the Lord of the Dance, Tyki Mikk, whom owned a very expensive line of merchandising that he was trying to get through the village as well.
He offered Betong a ride, and together they set off into the night.

Mikk was initially surprised by Betong's transformation into a donkey (not to mention his annoyance with the noise the donkey did), but he had seen so many things in his life that he was no longer surprised.

Using his INNATE ability to wheel and deal his way through financial crisis, Mikk knew exactly how to deal with the Kanoka brigade.

Passing themselves as a farmer with his one donkey, Mikk crossed hands with gold a few times before Betong and He quickly got out of town.

And when sun rose and Betong returned to being a boy, they were far from the village.

As they continued forward, they soon realized that they must go their seperate ways.
But not before Mikk promised to teach Betong the ways of the dance, once he was free of his curse.

After revealing a little of the robot dance, Betong and Mikk said goodbye and promised to meet once again.

Eventually, Betong found his way to a new village: Suu's Republic. There, he was immediately given a banana by Puck.

Puck taught him the ways of the Suu Republic, going so far as to make him first nana of the litter to her Majesty Suu. Despite Betongs teaching as a Naru-ite, he still took much of this too heart and even began to embrace it as a way of life.

Thanking Puck, Betong learned that the path to Animeb was almost at it's end and continued on his way.

With the ability of the banana, by his side, he felt as if he couldn't fail. And, when exiting the village, he met someone if a similar situation as his: Suigintou.

Suigintou was a EVA villager. Betong had never heard of such a village as the Eva Brigade, so he was quite surprised. But that wasn't Suigintou's problem. He also had a curse, which he prefered to keep a secret from Betong.

Joining forces, the two continued on their path to freedom, yet soon were caught in a trap by the sly Kitsune-brigade.

It was there, as night fell, that Betong learned of Suigintou's problem.

They were in a room, kept catives by Kitsune villagers. And, while the light disappeared in the small window, and as Betong felt his body change, he saw Suigintou's transformation: Suigintou transformed into a living Chibi of himself, 10x more kawaii then anything Betong had ever seen before in his life.

Including Naru.

It was then that something horrible happened: Betong fell in love with the chibi. Even when the guards opened the door, late that night, Betong was still chasing the chibi Suigintou.

Splashing them with liquor, the Kitsune's decided they wanted to see how far they could go with this romance, and pulled a lever, sending them down below where they could be alone.

Alone, but not unseen! Yes, the Kitsuners were hidden in a secret camera, where they were enjoying the free show.

Meanwhile, donkey Betong was still chasing the chibi, both quite tired, when Betong happened to finally catch the chibi. And suddenly, sun rose, behind those walls.

Waking to find himself holding Suigintou, Betong wretched in disgust as he dove away and hit a wall by accident, triggering the release and allowing them to escape.

As they ran, they soon found that they were now within the boundary of Animeb.

They dreams finally came true. The time to get rid of those curses was there.
With energy, both ran at the first person they saw. That happened to be an old man, known by the name of Pseudonym.

The old man Psuedonym listened to both their requests and asked that they simply closed their eyes.

Eager to be rid of the curse, they both did as they where told before beeing thwapped on the head by the old man's stick.

Calling them idiots, he said that the curse was lifted, but deep within themselves they would always be a Donkey and a Kawaii Chibi.

Hoping they would make peace with themselves with this information, the old man departed and left them to their thoughts.

However, since our dear readers know, kids are kids. And kids never seem to understand these deep remarks.

So, they set to find the king of Animeb.

And found them he did atop his royal thrown the SHOUTBOX, Style sat and asked them what was wrong.

Before they could answer, The Emperor appeared in front of them, claiming to be the true emperor. Only after being headshoted by RDKnightZac and being lectured by a "don't say lies, Tete", were Betong and Suigintou able to answer.

Asking what the old man had meant about rlly being themselves, the children wondered if their kind knew the answer.

While Suigintou continued thinking, Betong had no doubts about his true wish.

"I want to get rid of my curse!" he said to God Style.

THEN LET IT BE DONE!!!

The great Style replied as he snapped his fingers, the moon high above and Betong returned to his human form

Betong felt great. He'd finally have a normal life!

He then looked at Suigintou, to share his happiness with his friend. However, Suigintou was still in the same position, thinking. Finally, he stood up and spoke to God Style.

"I want to have the power to control the entire world!"

And then Style stood up and spoke in his strong voice, "No way amigo." and zapped Suigintou into a chibi vixen for all to eternity before ascending back into the heavens.

And so Betong went onto become the New Lord of the Dance under the tutelage of Mikk and Suigintou followed him as friend, mascot, and lover.


the ENDU

well that was a fun story, even I got a mention yay!
Needs more catgirls.

Btw, Tales' site was updated.

pinata!

Yay! New tales. Good job as always Chao and Balmung.

This is awesome, on behalf of the Kitsune Brigade, we are most pleased

Originally Posted by Balmung

*Slaps Aniki and GF*

Shaddup :/

Can't you let us have our vacation in peace?

Why slap me? I'm just a casual non-involved reader who's also a blathering bag of ego.

that was great! and i didnt get slaped! but why was i kicking a donkey?

Just remember, the full cast of FMA says no to animal cruelty. but yes to lammas cruelty.

I doubt lammas would feature. at least not in the correct context.

*Fox attempts and fails to transform into shin azure and/or any other of 40 something names i have, and fails, due to lack of P.A.N.C.A.K.E.* -_-

Originally Posted by .

Putting Aniki and I in a pinata bashing scenario... racist

that's true, we would have done it even if we weren't mexican

Originally Posted by Aniki

that's true, we would have done it even if we weren't mexican

Reminds me of Pedro and Summer Wheatly.

you watch too much tv.

aanyways, any word when ya'll start the next story?

hey pinatas are fun D: i should no D: but its better when they are filled with candy D: exept this one crappy party i went to D: they put oranges D: they heart when they went flying last fiesta i went to but yeah same question as aniki

yeh. when is the next one coming out! i want to feature again!