Thread: Tales of Animeb

[action=hinarei]sets up Chao and Bal beacon[/action]

Come on, folks, yer in demand!

Hmm, how does one get featured?
Anyway, good job and keep up the great work!

Good question. I think Chao-dono just randomly picks names.

Back when she was active, I suspect she actually KNEW people... (Well, I hope. )
But now that she's not... I suppose it's just a lottery? Or maybe Balmung feeds informaton..

Anyway, late reading as always, but the last chapter was great!

Bring us more, Chao-dono!

I wanna bigger role in the next one, I mean come on! I ooze drama!

There goes Ryo again implying it's a one person show =.=

Originally Posted by Misaki

Or maybe Balmung feeds informaton..

See? I gave you creditz!

That doesn't imply crap, I'm gonna stab ye or force ye in one of our sessions one of these days!! ><

...can I take the latter? =P
I dun feel like getting stabbed today.

Balsaki, get off your Arse and involve me in another story i demand to be grand emporer of the world!

Who the **** is ball?

Bal, any idea's?

WTF is this Ask an Azure Lord?!

A ball is a round spherical object

We'll get some notes down for our next tale, I just ask that ye be patient

We'll see...

so, did you think about me becoming grand emporer of the world? and fine, if its better, i will call you bal. or mung.

And is a story actualy in the works, or what?

oh hey bal, here's something to make fun of me for the next one: my mad rappin skillz nigga fo sho

Originally Posted by Aniki

oh hey bal, here's something to make fun of me for the next one: my mad rappin skillz nigga fo sho

And thus, any remnants of my reality have shattered like so much glass upon the jagged rocks below the waterfall of life.

Chao's working on something. Me needs Bal to finish it.

Yay Chao!!!

Am i included?

It better be good! We is in suspence!

Chao has more tales!
let me be in it!

Tale 12


Once upon a time, Your God, the director of this sucessful record company, realised he was extremely bored. Not once, in the last 5 years, had a sucessful singer crossed his door, and that really pissed him off. It was time to create a sucessful pop band.

Using his Corporate ties with Kitsune Inc. The Notorious Alcohol company run by Miroku, Your God soon found a group of has-beens, new-blood, and idiots.

The has-beens Tyrok, and The Emperor. The idiots KC and !. And last but not least, the new-bloods, HK and Neji.

Each had a story of his own. Tyrok was a immature crybaby who was forced to join due to his mother, Momo, persuasive abilities (actually she seduced Your God).

The Emperor was too lose his stock investments in /B as well as his throne if he didn't join by Your God. Reteaching him the strongest value he could learn. Internet = Serious Business

KC had been an average MCDonald's employee, until he poisoned Your God with a Hamburger and ended up indebted towards him. The easiest way to pay him back was to be a rockstar.

Selose or !, had jumped the border only to be caught shortly after by the animeb police. In order to stay, Your God made a deal to give him a green card in exchange for his soul....of Rock.

And finally, HK and Neji, who were twins, were the only ones who actually auditioned. With amazing voices that could make the crowd shiver, the two poor brothers were added to the cast.

After a wave of arguments about who would play what or who would do what, Your God finally settled them down with a well placed smack and began to decide whether he wanted a boy band or a rock band. If push came to shove, he'd probably just make them all Bishi/Yaoi and rake in the points with the female audience.

He came to the conclusion that his last idea would be best. Each member would have his role, with Tyrok being the rich boy, The Emperor being the angry boy, KC being the fat kid, ! the bad boy (with a soft side) and the twins being the soul of the band.

Laughing Your God decided to put them in the Studio together. With Ryo Misaki at the table, he asked them to sing. The Emperor started off but his lack-luster skills began to grow on Tyroki's nerves whom had already started a rivalry with !. The only saving grace was the twins whom seemed to blend together beautifully, until Tyroki grew so mad he grabbed the mic and slammed it into ! and The Emperor's heads.

However, although the band members had no idea, on the other side of the glass there were also a bunch of females, who, as soon as the song was finished, started screaming histerically with hapiness. They all went for the mirror, trying to get to the other side. Grinning, Your God realised the band would be a mjor sucess.

Using his smarts, Your God created a raffle for the first concert stating that if you could get past the security and too the band, you could do whatever you wished with them for a week!

Your God strategy did work. While the band's first record was a hit, more and more fans (female and gay fans, most) were increasing, and getting more and more excited as the timing for the big concert was approaching.

This not set well with the opposing factions of Your God's industry. One such person was the self appointed Mad Rappa 'Aniki' whom had decided if he could win week of servitude from the band, he could use the too self promote himself!! Following this idea, he showed up at the concert as wave upon wave of Fangirls and Fanboys attacked the stadium.

With so much tension on their shoulders, the band of the 6 decided to do their best. One by one, they entered the stage, incredibly nervous.

As the opening music began to play, the band members of Animeb3ats began to move to the Rhythm as they danc'd provacatively infront of the crowd, as greater tension was placed on the barrier between them.

They were so nervous, they could only hear their heartbeats. But then, one by one, they realised. They just had to be themselves. They just had to act like they always do. With such thoughts, they grinned at each other (except for the twins).

And, in a second, KC, !, Tyrok and The Emperor started their fight, just like they always did.

The Fangirls screams so much that their souls could be seen hanging from their mouths as the tore at each others clothes, camera's flashed by the thousands as the stadium began to rock!!

And, though Neji and HK's voices were echoing in the stadium, you could only hear the girl's (and boy's) crazy screams.

With this, The Emperor had had ENOUGH! Using all the resources he could muster (two of his own shoes) he threw them at the twins before getting slugged by Tyroki in the face as Selose tackled them both to the floor. Seeing his chance, The Mad Rappa Aniki jumped up and dashed for the stage.

Following Aniki's example, all the desperate fans attacked the stage, as they stteped on Your God to climb on him. In a matter of seconds, you could not tell who was who, as the stage collapsed and became part of the arena itself.

With the confusion and chaos sprouting around them, the twins were smart enough to get out of the way and dive to the side as the rest of the band got clotheslined by the fans.

It seemed like the end for them.

Of course, the four fighters were fired. Tyrok, The Emperor, ! and KC were obliged to clean the studio's bathrooms until the end of their lives. If you happen to visit Your God's record company you can still see the former rockmember's licking the floor to clean that stubborn spot on the ground.

In turn Aniki's own plans had failed, but he became famous in his own right...Aniki's Studio For K.I.N.G.S. Which was ownd by Your God, and featured the greatest team, The Twins.


HAPPY END