Thread: Tales of Animeb

Hey...

No arguing...

I've been here pretty darned long, but there are younger members who have been in more stories than me...

You don't see me complaining...

Besides, I know I'm not in many stories simply because Chao can't think of proper ways to utilize my greatness...

Ne, Chao-kun?

Awesome as always. Very interesting. :3

An author life is busy, people. Wait patiently, I promise I'll put many people in the stories.

Ok sorry for posting that in your topic I'll wait

Originally Posted by Ganesha

tale one
KC wants to change the chat channel title.
selim ibarra gives him modship.
shira is a jerk.
kc leaves for 4chan.
the end.

*stands up and applauds the happy ending*

I wish everyone were in the story... and just call me Brent.

People please, enough with trying to get into the stories. If Chao wishes to do so, then so be it, otherwise stfu and enjoy the awesomeness of the stories.
It's not like she asked any of us if we wanted to be in the stories, we just ended up being in them...which is why we get lawyers and sue Chao

These tales are awesome ^^ I like.
Thanks for putting me in it, was surprised...Keep the great tales coming XD

Tales of AnimeB: HKSS story chapter 1

The headquarters of Al Hentai were dark and danky. The leader's office, full of child porn and X-rated loli, showed their cause: to legalize child porn and X-rated loli. The leader's desk, with a picture of Osama Bin Pervert, serving time in prison, more porn and X-rated loli on it, and plans.

The interim leader sat at his desk fuming. Sicko Bin Pervert, the brother of the leader who is in prison, wanted revenge and wanted it badly.

"Time and time the HKSS beats us again and again, they put my brother in prison" he thought to himself. "How can I get revenge on them?

At that moment, an email plops into his email box. It was obviously spam, but the subject caught his eye and he opened it.

"Do you want to be a bigger man" was the subject.

But the e-mail was not another V1@GR@ spam. It was someone offering their services of mayhem and destruction. Sicko immediately contacted them.

They met in a far away location on the outskirts of animeB island. A man dressed in red met with Sicko and promised anything he wanted. Just sign this contract in blood. The guy in red was not the devil, but an associate of his. Even the devil does outsourcing

The agreement was struck, and the contract was signed. Sicko had the power now to destroy the HKSS. However, when one makes a deal with the devil, he keeps that part of the contract, but he does so that makes the contract not worth it.

Sicko returns to the headquarters. He immediately gets three of his loyal servants who would die for the cause of Al Hentai. One guy, who was a great actor and talked with a forked tongue. The second one was a master at martial arts and had a deadly kick. The woman, seductive and flirtatious, could make any man melt. He knew he chose the right people to do the job.

He gave them the orders to go kidnap Shinobu and destroy the HKSS. With the resources from the contract, they went ahead and purchased a fifty foot mecha, with all kinds of advanced weaponry and armor.

It was just another ordinary day on the island of AnimeB. Shinobu was walking home from school with Taichi, with two HKSS agents following from behind, giving them plenty of space as is the custom.

*CA-CHUNK* *CA-CHUNK* *CA-CHUNK*

The ground shook as the heavy mecha headed toward them. People ran for cover as the mecha destroyed buildings, cars, and anything in its way. Shinobu and Taichi turn around and see, and they scream. The two agents call for backup, and quickly take Shinobu and Taichi and run away from the mecha.

The other brigades leap into action. The Naru brigade was unable to stop the mecha, despite having all of their technology, and was laid to waste. The Army of the Su Republic put up a valiant fight, but the soldiers were tossed aside. The Kitsune brigade tried to fight, but they just had a huge party the night before, and the hangovers hurt them.

A HKSS squad car pulled up to pick up the agents and the girls. It was General BobCat, who took off at high speed once they were safe and in the car. The giant mecha followed them, destroying animeB and turning it into rubble.

"RED ALERT! All agents report and take down this mecha. Use all available weaponry and resources to stop this mecha before Shinobu is hurt and animeB destroyed." He said into his blackberry while driving at high speed.

The agents responded in various ways. Randompanzy and Kiatsu used a helicopter with hi powered warheads, and did little damage. The mecha fired a laser beam at the helicopter, severing the tail rotor. The helicopter crashed and both were hospitalized. The HKSS Raven team used their mechas to fight, but were overpowered by this mecha which had the power of the forces of evil behind it.

Other brigades also fought valiantly, but they were defeated quickly. The HKSS continued to fight, but agent after agent was hurt or killed. The chase lasted for a long time, leaving the great cities of AnimeB in ruins.

The mecha finally cornered the HKSS squad car and BobCat stepped out, telling the others to take cover in a sewer. He knew the fight was futile, but he had a promise to keep, and an island to save. The mecha shot machine gun rounds at him, and only managed to hit him once in the arm before he ducked behind a collapsed building wall. Returning fire, none of the shots he did was effective.

He knew he had to do something. Across the street, a fire hydrant was spewing water at an incredible rate, as it was destroyed and an idea stuck him: Mechas can't stand water. He ran to the squad car, grabbed a large cone, and ran quickly to the spouting water and put the cone over it, dodging hundreds of bullets. The cone successfully redirected the water toward the mecha, soaking it big time.

Those in the mecha panicked and was shooting machine guns with the mecha with reckless abandon. Many civilians died in their own homes, but BobCat was not hit. The pain in his arm hurt, but he was able to still do something to help. The water was working - it short circuited the mecha, but not before one last bullet hit BobCat square in the chest, wounding him seriously. The general fell down unconscious, just as the giant mecha fell down face first, squishing a house.

Sgt. Ederius quickly brought the HKSS ambulance around and took the general (as well as others) to the hospital. In the hospital, the general had surgery and was paralyzed from the neck down. He sat in his wheelchair looking out and what did he see? A large crowd, with the 3 Al Hentai accomplices inciting them, protesting. They blamed him and only him, for the destruction of the great island. Al Hentai and their goons went off scott free with nobody blaming them. But they wanted the general's head on a platter. The crowd was happy with the general being paralyzed, and the three were very glad they got most of the island on their side.

General BobCat was sad and tears flowed down his face, as he knew that everything he had done was in vain. At that moment, HKSS agent Aki knocked on the door. She was standing with a close group of friends. She brought him flowers and thanked him for all he done, the island would have been completely destroyed without him, and everyone would have been dead. Shinobu hugged her second favorite senpai but he could not feel it, as he was paralyzed. Ederius, randompanzy (with a broken leg), and other HKSS agents also told him not to take what they say seriously, and tried to comfort him. Unfortunately, the damage was done.

Meanwhile, in the Al Hentai headquarters, Sicko bin Pervert yelled at his three accomplices via cell phone for destroying the very island that they wanted to rule with an iron fist. What's the use of ruling a destroyed island? He put his head down and cried. The man in a red suit appeared before him and laughed.

"Foolish mortal, when you deal with the dark side you only seek your own destruction, and the destruction of those you love."

He disappeared in a cloud of black smoke.

BC that kinda sucked how could someone one dodger so many bullets You freaking me out with AI Hentia crap I could right a FanFic on Fanfiction.net And say that you die and AI Hetia Rapes Shinobu But I won't IF you read my FanFic on Fanfiction.net be warned if you don't Read and reveiw Shinobu will No longer have inoccence (Just kidding but still REad and REveiw here is a link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3763863/...sed_Generation

I didn't say I died. I said I was seriously wounded. I'm in a wheelchair.

I read the fanfic. By this time, Shinobu is married and has a kawaii little daughter. Kei and Naru have a son. At age 5, the little boy makes a promise with the little girl who is only 3. And Love Hina II is on its way to being written

Teke?!

AN: Done by both me and Balmung, to commemorate his arrival. *hugs*

Episode 8

Aniki woke up early that day. He had plenty of time to waste so, while eating a toast, he turned on the radio.

Quickly changing the station, Aniki tuned to his favorite DJ, REI-CHAN!!! of whom he loved with an undying passion.

As usual, she had high-spirits that day and she was introducing the theme of love to her fellow listeners. Aniki was puzzled how could a woman have such sweet and warming voice.

Perhaps it had something to do with her almost cult-like following, or her insanely good-looks, OR PERHAPS EVEN THE NEW BIKINI CALENDER FOR THE BEGINING OF THE YEAR FEATURING REI?!

But Aniki had a insasiable desire to see her. He had such desire that, that same morning, he missed work simply to visit the radio station.

At the same time, in the radio station, Master Chief was working as usual. However, he was more motivated that day. In a few hours he'd see his idol Rei-chan passing in the hallway and greeting him as usual.

Noticing a fan approaching him, Master Cheif grew tense as he readied himself to attack the man. When it came to idols, he would die to protect his coveted Rei-chan!!! In fact, a few weeks before he had beaten up a younger fan by the name of Nani?!

Speaking of Nani?, he was there as well. Waiting in the woman's lavatory, disguised, he awaited Rei's arrival. The women who would pass him, would giggle and trade whispers, but they left him alone.

Nani reached into his coat and pulled out a pair of handcuffs, perhaps if he was lucky he would handcuff himself to his IDOL and be in the goddesses presence long enough for her radiance to shine down upon him! The very thought along was enough to make Nani?! drool as he smiled to himself, deep in thought.

Suddenly, for Master Chief's surprise, the director of the radio entered the building. He did not greet his fellow employees, stepping forward.

He was pepe, the billionaire. With rei's programme, how couldn't he?

Suddenly Slipping, Pepe fell into Master Cheif who was pushed into the Women's Lavatory and destroyed one of the doors which coincidentially held Nani?! As this chaos happened, Aniki watched with a confused expression as Rei-chan appeared.

Aniki felt his face go red. At first, he was speechless. He felt even more embarassed when Rei turned at him and asked if he needed anything. With many "ahh"s and "mm"s, Aniki finally answered affirmatively, asking for a glass of water.

Rei stopped and smiled at the weakly looking teen before her. Nodding her head, she handed him a small cup as her hand touched his, causing Aniki to jerk his hand back splashing the water all over Rei. As Aniki watched he saw the water splash against her shirt and got a nosebleed as he fell back and fainted.

Opening the lavatory's door, Pepe appeared before the two stading in the main entrance. As he saw Rei all wet, his money-making insticts told him he'd loose money in case she got a cold. Kicking Aniki out, Pepe hurried to put Rei in a safe place, where she could warm up.

While he warmed her up, he took a few deft pictures and decided he would be selling them over the counter to some high bidders. As he went about making Rei comfortable, Aniki remained dumbfounded as he stared at the door.

Nani? and Master Chief tried to see something by hearing or softly opening the door. Their eyes only had time for their idol, behind a wardrobe changing clothes. Aniki, perverted-in-training, and his insticts entered the room to get a look at rei. Hurrying, he looked at the wardrobe's other side and saw pepe looking at his preplexed and semi-naked.

Staring at Aniki, Pepe suddenly grew furious as he picked up a metal bat and threw it at Aniki whom deftly dodged it. As the metal bat flew past, Master Chief and Nani?! opened to door and stepped up as the metal bat hit Nani?! in the face.

Aniki didn't want to loose time, but Master Chief was quicker. Looking at the room, he saw a opened door and looked inside. The wind came from an opened window from where Rei was escaping.

Out of nowhere the Lupin III theme played and Master Chief jumped out the window, only to realize later that Rei was actually on a rope that was being pulled up by a helicopter. Cursing as he fell, Aniki jumped out of the window as well, onto the Chief's head and onto the rope Rei held onto. "GOT YA!"

The next one was Nani? who grabbed the rope and put his feet in Aniki's face. He could almost grab Rei, just a few inches apart from her foot.

Not one to share, Aniki grabbed Nani?! by the leg and pulled causing Nani to fall down to the ground below.

Hopefully for him, Nani? was able to grab Master Chief's pants, causing them to fall and Master Chief's puppy's underware.

Pepe was in his limusine. His star was getting away and he felt obliged to do something.
Telling the driver named Style to drive faster, Pepe took out his anti-fan boy rifle and aimed it at Aniki. Prepared to fire, Style hit a bump and accidently shot the helicopter, causing it to explode.

One by one, Nani?, Master Chief and Aniki fell into the floor. However, their bruises were the least of their worries: they had to grant Rei's safety at landing.

Flinging themselves to the ground and using their bodies to cushion Rei landing as she landed on Nani?'s head and walked over Master Chief's nose and over Aniki, walking toward Pepe's Limo.

Rolling, she involuntarily entered Pepe's limo. Inside, he started shaking her, asking if she needed anything he could give her. She hadn't said a word when the limo stopped and a stalker bursted in.

Holding up a knife, Tyki Mikk threatened to hurt Pepe if Rei didn't come with him and become his Jpop slave forever!

And, for the first time of his life, pepe had to make an important decision. Either his life or his money source. However, the three Rei followers were quicker and attacked Tyki Mikk.
Pepe who had already choosen Rei over himself, ducked and hid under his Limo as Master Chief charged Tyki, passing right through him and bashing into the car. Nani? stared in horror before jump kicking Tyki, also missing. As the duo battled Tyki, Aniki grabbed Rei and took her to safety.

In the streets, LadyCs and Random were happily walking after going to the movies. They were suddenly attacked by Aniki and Rei, Master Chief, Nani? and Tyki, who were battling while running to get Rei and finally Pepe, who had re-entered his limo. Random commented to Lady that the streets were quite dangerous at that time.

Agreeing, Random and Lady grabbed a cup of StarCooks coffee and decided to watch the battle since both were quite bored. Yawning, they made bets on Tyki and started discussing the weather.

Aniki was still pushing Rei. As they run, he would remember those scene at the movies were a couple must run to survive. That would be his case, if he hadn't bumped into a post.

Falling into a mud puddle, Rei stared at him for a minute before walking on him and into the street. Guessing that he was being a gentleman, Rei smiled at him before continuing on.
But that hide-and-seek game was getting boring. Finally, Rei and Aniki came to a dead-end and all the people pursuing them appeared before them, trying to grab Rei for their own profit. Pepe parked his limo in the dead-ends entry.

With nowhere to run or hide, Aniki decided it was time to fight...though he would surely lose. But as he stepped forward, Rei pushed him back and growled at everyone else. "IM TIRED OF ALL OF YOU!!" and with that she beat them all down with a small coke can, bashing them all until they couldn't see straight.

She ran out of the dead-end. However she did not enter Pepe's limo, hitting him with an entire trash can. Instead, she ran in the big streets, passing through lady and Random, who were going back home. With all the hurry, she hit a young man. After receiving his hand to lift up, he presented himself to her: he was Flashman, the gentleman.

Offering his apologies, Flashman bowed like a gentleman should to a lady only to ALSO be hit with a trashcan.

Rei was fed up of being treated that way. Finally, she got to a cafe where she sat in a table, completely tired. She had her head down, so she didn't see some people approaching. After hearing a girl's voice, she looked up. Looking at her were naru and Iincho.

Smiling, Rei recognized the other two whom were her greatest supporters and dearest friends, and explained her problem to them. Nodding their heads at her problem, the two suggested she see a new manager called Dark Evangel.

And, that night was special, because Rei could finally behave like a true girl. She could have fun with others, looking at the stores and exchanging advice. As soon as they arrived to the manager's office, Rei was left alone, with words of encouragement.

Sitting behind her Desk, Dark Eva smiled at Rei and told her to come forward but Rei wasn't sure if she could believe in this managers ability. Just then, Pepe rushed in and demanded for Rei to leave with him. Quickly and mercilessly, Dark Eva demonstrated her powers of management by hitting him with an oversized hammer and kicking him out of the building. Satisfied, Rei signed a contract with Eva.

Months later, Rei was having her first concert. In the first row, Aniki stood, right next to Master Chief and Tyki. Nani? was getting drunk, which resulted in his arrival at the hospital, later that night. While getting water for his partners before the show, Aniki spotted pepe in the middle of the crowd. Hi communer clothes said he wasn't a millionaire anymore, for his displeasure. But, Pepe accepted to join the rest of the group in the first row.

As this all went on, Rei put her heart and soul into her career. Endearing her to thousands and thousands world wide.

And they all lived happily ever after.

THE END!

It was great writing together again Chao!

The next story shall be even AWESOMER!

Style is a driver!?

A stalker?! Is that what I am now? Roy my boy, youre going to feel my wrath in the RP, when you actually come back to it. And good job Chao, otherwise. Now just keep a close eye on Bal now.

Bal...you're a dead man walking -.-

Rei is mean.. Even Flashman who was being so nice, she hit with a trashcan..

I have anger issues. XD Very nice.

And glad to have you writing together again.

Originally Posted by Tyki Mikk

A stalker?! Is that what I am now? Roy my boy, youre going to feel my wrath in the RP, when you actually come back to it. And good job Chao, otherwise. Now just keep a close eye on Bal now.

If you can't catch me, then it's meaningless

Originally Posted by Kira Yamato

Bal...you're a dead man walking -.-

Yes I do believe I was once Beyond the Grave, wasn't I?

Originally Posted by Natsuki Kuga

I have anger issues. XD Very nice.

And glad to have you writing together again.

Glad you liked it Rei Chao and I worked hard together