[Zero Eiyuu]

I'm sorry for asking so many wierd questions about pies but...

Question #1: If you had 5 pies, which flavors would they be and what toppings would be on them and also would they be hot or cold? The 5 pies HAVE to be different.

Question #2: Now that you've armed yourself, name the 5 people you'd pie. These people don't have to be on the forums.

Question #3: Now... a very strange question. Would you lick the pies off their faces after you've pie'd them?

Finale Question: How would you handle the situation where you're surrounded by everyone on this forum and we're all ready and armed with banana cream pies and about to throw them at you? Escape... is IMPOSSIBLE!!! MUAHAHAH!