My show got 9 listeners, so I don't know what you're on about

Maybe it's just that most people suck, and I rule. That and Momo gets alot of listeners too

We're popular. You're not. Suck it up.
The shows where people talk alot, sound good, and are enjoyable to listen to get alot of listeners. It also depends on the kind of music you play. I don't know if anyone likes my music, but I know they love hearing me talk between tracks =D