The Animeb Dictionary
Ryouba's not keeping up with the Dictionary so I'll be taking on the role of this.
It was agreed it would be more of an encyclopedia hence the new title.
The AnimeB Encyclopedia
Lemme make it clear, you can add someone else's name but not your own.
Only positive things may be said, otherwise I'll ignore the addition
"..." : the usual response given by Ryouba to any situation whatsoever. During longer periods of shoutbox silence, Ryouba attempts to use it in intervals of at least of 5 minutes.
.Sero//Selo: also, .Selo//Sero. A nickname given to the Admin Selo by Ryouba, based on the two readings of his old username, his current username, and the .hack series.
Animeb Katrina: see "Great Crash, The"
Animeb Twilight Zone Episode, The: An event in mid-June '07 caused by a glitch in server transition. It caused the creation of two animebs simultaneously, one on the old server and one on the new server. Some members trapped on the old server, and others were able to access the new sever with no way to bring members to said the new server. While members attempted to find a way to bring users onto the new server and attempted to exist in both at the same time (such as Ryouba and Z741), it took great amounts of Style codework to fix the problem. An ironic twist to that incident involved the user Ryouba, one of the first to reach the new server, accidentally getting trapped on the old server while attempting to "bridge the gap". It is said that he and Style were the last ones on the old server before it disappeared into the depths of the internet. On a side note, it is also rumored that he destroyed the old server's now-unneeded landscape as they were already copied over to the new server.
A.N.U.S. (Aniki Name Unstability Syndrome): also known as "Aniki syndrome" and "Aniki disease", a mysterious condition which causes Animeb users to change their name suddenly and without warning. No cure has been found, but the source has been traced to the user "NegimaAniki"
Aniki disease: See "A.N.U.S."
Aniki syndrome: See "A.N.U.S."
Balmung: commonly known as "Bal" a user of Animeb who occasionally changes his username in response to his emotional state, believed to be a variation of A.N.U.S. Bal is also believed to be repsonsible for fueling Aniki's A.N.U.S., convincing him to add Mai Shuranai, Shuichi's Lover, Shinn Asuka, and Flay Allster to his name list. Bal is the pactio partner of Chao (Magister), and he claims to be the resident lawyer and Negotiator of Animeb. His personalities include:
- Balmung: Honorable Wiseguy bal
- Archer: arrogant yet understanding bal/ bribed by Nagi bal
- Dark Schneider- Evil Bal (Whether that's Chaotic Evil or Lawful Evil is still up to debate)
- Haseo- Emo Bal/Violent Bal
- Nekki Basara- J-Rocker Bal/Macross Bal
- Tweedledum- Tricked-by-Chao Bal (Tricked so badly he still claims he did it willingly)
- Beyond the Grave- Silent Bal/Gungrave bal
- Adell- Battle Maniac Bal
- Gene Starwind- Gunslinger/Wiseguy Bal
- Roger Smith- Negotiator Bal
- Hiko Seijuro- Harsh Master/Bully Shinmei bal
- Kenshiro- Stotic Bal/Sorrowful Bal
- Domon Kasshu- Ori's student bal/Gundam mode bal
- Sol Badguy- Disgruntled Bal
- Takahata- Balmung as the "Equivlant of Flashman as a gentleman" (direct Bal quote)
- Maverick (current name) Macross Bal/High speed mech-fight Bal
Bananahammer, The: Hinarei's personal customization of the cliche mallet weapon, used to correct randomness he doesn't approve of i.e. desutards.
BC: See "Bobcat"
BobCat:
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Originally Posted by 6/19/07
-One of the four admins of Animeb. Is currently undergoing heavy criticism due to certain events in the SFF. Claims to be a bobcat IRL.
-The ruler of the H.K.S.S and mega-poster. He has a mysterious past and all that is known of him is that he is in the form of a bobcat....
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'Box, the: see "Shoutbox"
Chao: also called "Chaorin" and "Chao-tic", she is one of two current (blue) gmods, is believed to live in the Phillipines IRL. She is adept at interrogation, persuasion, and maintaining a small (very, very small) amount of control over shoutbox randomness. She is Balmung's pactio partner (ministra), and her pactio artifact, recently revealed, is a pair of metal rings an arm's length in diameter which the ability to compress air and either use fire it as an offensive attack at the enemy or be used to create a barrier around the user.
Her other names include:
- Sakurako
- Chao
- Anita
- Tweedledee
-She is very lucky at minesweeper, some sources say she has a cheating device for it. (Sero)
Cliche oversized harisen, The: An oversized harisen loosely based on the one used by Fushigi Yuugi character Tasuki, is used by Ryouba to "correct" overly-perverted and/or overy-stupid people in the shoutbox. It possesses the power to create flames, but Ryouba rarely exercises that ability.
Dark Eva: common name for the user "Dark Evangel"
Declarition of Oripendence, The: A declaration of Ori's randomness. The Declaration includes (but is not limited to) the following:
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We the people of the United States of Amorica, in order to form a more perfect random union, hold these truths to be self-evident.
First, the number of citizens must always equal OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
Second, Geraldo Rivera is to be the Chief of Staff in the Orihouse And he will regulate the amount of facial hair each citizen is required to have.
In the third, that hina[rei] will be appointed head barrister of the double-entendre regime.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Oriness
Under Ori's law, we shall PURSUE ORINESS!
Ori rule #6: Everything involves Ryouba, Like the six degrees of seperation
FOR A RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, PURE WORLD WITH FREEDOM AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
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DeviantArt: the second moon of Animeb (credit Z741)
drakeflyte: another of the many nana' and Su lovers of AnimeB. Vows to name his first daughter "Kaolla"
Emiyamato: a nickname bestowed onto NegimaAniki by Ryouba, in refrence to two of his earliest usernames.
End of the World: A spell from Negima! often used by Dark Evangel as shoutbox pushishment via RP. Was once apart of Ori's Weakness List.
EotW: See "End of the World"
EVA Squad, The: For a short period of time in late '06 early '07 when there were three members with Evangeline-themed names: Hikari Evangeline (currently Dizzy), Evangeline Shinso (currently Ilyasviel AK Shinso-Chan) and Dark Evangel (currently... Dark Evangel). These three Evas, in three different colors because of their ranks, plagued Animeb with armies of Chachamarus and Chachazeros, along with the constant threat of bloodsucking (this Dictonary's primary author, for example, gained the habit of "spiking" his own blood with garlic extract). It was Ryouba who first compared this horror to the EVA units of Shin Seiki Evangelion, though it is currently unknown which Eva corresponded to which EVA... though, it is often theorized that Dark Evangel was Unit-01 The Eva squad was disbanded after then Hikari Evangeline changed her name to Tsukamoto Yakumo.
FAIL: Anything that isn't WIN
Gaiaonline: the first moon of Animeb, which many members of Animeb regularly travel too (credit Dark Evangel)
GCN: an alternate name given to the user Ori Misaki before the great crash by user Ryouba, its origin stems from the brief period when Ori changed his name to "Orca", after the .hack character, and an argument involving whether orcas were whales or dolphins. After it was proved that orcas were, in fact, dolphins, Ryouba related it to "project dolphin", the early project name used for the GameCube system created by Nintendo, which was normally shortened "GCN". Henseforth, Ryouba refered to Ori as "GCN".
Great Crash, The: Also known as "Animeb Katrina" and "The Rollback", it was a major system crash that occured in late Febuary, causing the loss of all data that existed after the middle of the prior year's December.
Grey Fox: Currently known as "Shin Azure", he is the Green mod and leader of the Metal Gear Brigade, Grey Fox is the resident MGS and Star Wars nerd. A fluent speaker of the Mandalorian language "Mando’a", he seems to have the ability to create plot holes at will, usually for the purpose of entering and exiting the shoutbox.
Her Kawaiiness Secret Service: Dedicated to protecting Shinobu Maehara from spammers and perverts. [ex-Leader: BobCat] (more detailed definition required)
HKSS, the: See "Her Kawaiiness Secret service)
Hentairei: Commonly used nickname for the admin "Hinarei".
Hey *name*: the most commonly used greeting in the shoutbox.
Hinarei:
-One of the four Admins of Animeb. Seems to have an unlimited supply of bananas, and wields the somewhat-mighty Bananahammer.
-A user with the odd habit of always logging out just before Final Bullet tries to get him to do something. Junichi Kanzaki believes that it may be an instinctual reaction.
-The 'nana-Suu-hentai lover. Probably the most seen around the Shout Box of the admins. He can usually be found glomping others or enjoying a 'nana. Is known to create havoc in the Shout Box when paired up with Selo. (Credit negimaaniki)
-A user who always says things with double meanings, usually perverted stuff (Sero)
IC: A classic short response to anything of topical value. Also a hopeful topic closer by the user. One of the many weaknesses of Ori, but only when said by ShinigamiDuo or the same user using a different username. (Credit Duo)
Knights of the Round: Much like Dark Evangel's End of the World spell, FinalBullet has his own style of devastating overpowered attack based on the overpowered final boss killing spell from Final Fantasy 7, that he frequently and mercilessly unleashes upon the denizens of AnimeB... usually Ori. (Credit FinalBullet)
KotR: See "Knights of the Round"
Koskei Ueki: Commonly known as "Yamo", "Enma" and "Diz", is a white mod believed to live somewhere in Southeast Asia, credited as being one of the top 3 Ori killers before the Great Crash. Wants to open a bookstore sometime in the future. Her other names include:
- Kosuke Ueki
- Enma Ai@Jigoku Shoujo
- Hikari Evangeline
- Tsukamoto Yakumo
- Hakase Satomi
- Chao RinShen
- Ayase Yue
- Suseiseki A.K Yamo
- Shinku
- Dizzy
- Saber
- Dark Saber
KuDuo: a nickname for "ShinigamiDuo" first used by NegimaAniki
MB, the: See "Motoko Brigade"
Motoko Brigade: Favorite hangout of sword wielders/Motoko fans/both. [Leader: Keiranto] (credit Z741)
NDS: short for "Nintendo Dual Screen", a nickname Ori Misaki intended to apply to Balmung to compliment his own "GCN" nickname, making reference to Balmung's temporary name "Dark Schneider". Never caught on.
NBB, the: See "Nosebleed Brigade, The"
-the den of eternal stickyness (credit hinarei)
-a den of blood from lots of nosebleeds (credit Z741)
NegimaAniki: Also known as "Aniki", is a relatively young member of Animeb (claims to be 13-14) believed to be the original source of A.N.U.S. He was recently choosen to be the (green) moderator of the "Pactio Mages" Nagi/Negi Brigade subforum. His names include:
- NegimaAniki
- Kira Yamato
- Shirou Emiya
- Heero-Yuy
- ShinigamiDuo
- Duo Maxwell
- Hunny-kun
- Athrun Zala
- Takamichi T Takahata
- Chachazero
- Flay Allster
- Shinn Asuka
- Mai Shiranui
- Shuichi's Lover
- Negi Springfield
- Kyon
- Netto Hikari
- Phoenix Wright
- Kazuma
- Toushirou
- Setsuna F Seiei
- Midori Sugiura
- ©@®
- Ikki
- YUI
- Domon Kasshu
- Sailor Moon
- Lenalee Lee
- Kana Minami
- Mr. Awesome
- Kenshin Himura
- Sven Cal Bayan
- Amu Hinamori
- Komui Lee
- Eyeshield 21
"New blood" Initiation, the: Dark Evangel's traditional way of welcoming new members, she declares them as "new blood", thus marking them for her blood-drinking excursions. Unfortunately, she has an odd habit of doing this to even to people she knows from other places. Whom she may or may not have already taken a bite out of.
Ninja:
- A person who runs around, appearing in puffs of smoke, and practices their shuriken skills (usually on kittens or puppies). Ex: Hanku Royiaki (Credit Z741)
- A person who claims to be a ninja even though they make use of very little, if any, stealth techniques and often wear extremely brightly colored clothing. A source of headache for non-ninjas and "real ninjas". Ex. Naruto
Nosebleed Brigade, The:
-the den of eternal stickyness (credit hinarei)
-a den of blood from lots of nosebleeds (credit Z741)
Orca: A dolphin, not a whale.
Oi *name*: a greeting used in the Shoutbox. Believed to have been first used by the user currently known as Junichi Kanzaki.
Orinbow, The: The various personalities Ori Misaki can take up in relation to his eye color and shoutbox text color.
- Violet - Yaori: In a... "Friendly" mood. O__<
- Gold - Inspirori: Inspired to Post on Forums
- Silver - RPori: Motivated to RP
- Red - Angrori: Angry
- Blue - Emori: Emo/Depressed
- Grey - Storic: Stoic. Neutral and uncaring of the world.
- Green - Machori: The Lady's Ori!
- Dark - Darkori: "Oni" Ori... The dark hidden side that should never be seen.
- Yellow - Porietic: Poetic Ori
- Cyan - Protectori: The protecting Chivalristic Ori
- Silver- Entrepenori/Philanthrori (???): Capitalist/philanthropist Ori
(credit Ryo Misaki and Ori Misaki)
Ori Misaki: Originally known as Orichalcos666, Ori claims to be Ryo's younger brother, and will both apologize and/or take blame for any situation willingly.
Ori is currently a (green) moderator who is in charge of the ALES subforum. Ori has a rich animeb history due to his high shoutbox use, and before the regular clearing of the shoutbox history, he was a strong maintainer of the top shouter position. Ori has displayed (among other things) over 400 weaknesses, claiming to have 666 total. His principle weaknesses, however, are his weakness to women, and his easily taken advantage of generosity, which many members have recently taken advantage of for the purpose of getting Gaia donation letters.
Ori's Weakness List: A list of persons, places, things, objects, and actions that would cause instant death to Ori Misaki in the shoutbox. Intended to be a full list of 666 weaknesses to reflect his original username "Orichalcos666". However, somewhere between weakness number 300 and 400, this list was lost in the Great Crash, and has yet to be remade.
Pepe: A brigade moderator that is obsessed with Bemani, see also "FAIL"
Pic-harvester: One of harvests pics
Pic-harvesting: the art of "farming" various sources throughout the internet for pictures, usually the homepages of various artists. Pic-harvesters often find image search engines such as the photobucket search as "false harvesting". A term first coined by the user Ryouba.
Proxylicious: so full of proxies that it is delicious. Was once apart of Ori's Weakness List.
Pixierei: an evil pixie with his hood soaked in the blood of a good pixie. a nickname for the admin hinarei (Credit hinarei, FB)
Randomness: the default state of the Shoutbox
Reaper: A being who claims to float around 'gathering' other members' souls. However, these gatherings rarely, if ever, take place. The users Death and t0k0l0v3r both claim to be the resident reaper, and regularly RP battle over this title. It is believed that the user "Shinichi Kudo" was once a reaper, though he never officially claimed the resident reaper position.
Rollback, The: See "Great Crash, The"
Ryo Misaki: The self-proclaimed "Leh Lazy Mod" of AnimeB. Claims to live in Wichita Falls, TX, and is currently the closest to Keitaro Animeb has ever seen. Is the Elder of the two Misaki brothers, and the original Anmeb scapegoat.
SB, the: See "Shoutbox"
Scapegoat: At least one of the two Misaki brothers. According to a recent poll, Ryo Misaki is more likely to be blamed than Ori Misaki.
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Originally Posted by Ori Misaki
We The People of the United Brigades of AnimeB, hereby state
that everything is The Misaki Brothers' fault, for hapiness, a pure
blue world, and the pursuit of catgirls.
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(credit Ori and NegimaAniki)
Selo:
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Originally Posted by 6/19/07
-One of the four Admins of Animeb. Currently known as ".".
-The crazy, lazy admin of AnimeB. He's the laidback person among us all. Frequently visits the Shoutbox, where when seen with hinarei is also known to wreak havoc. He is carefree and enjoys to talk to others.
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Sero: See "Selo"
Shinkuduo: A Magical gothic-shota gundam pilot detective doll. A term used in reference to "ShinigamiDuo". (Partial credit to NegimaAniki)
Shinmei Swordsman: Also known as "Shinmei", is currently an animeb user. Belived to be the first user of the "Oi *name" greeting. Briefly caught A.N.U.S. Other usernames include:
- Kyouya-san
- Ranma Saotome
- Amuro Ray
- Tact Mayers
- Hyaweh
- Junichi Kanzaki
Shinigato: a nickname created for Shinigami Duo by Ori Misaki, playing on his old username of "ShinigamiDuo" and his username of "Legato Bluesummers".
Shoutbox: A real-time message board/chat area where members can RP (although this is supposedly banned), have an IM-ish conversation, etc. Has proven to be both a major way to attact members to Animeb and a major source of lag when over-used. (partial credit to Z741)
Shoutbox initiation: a way of welcoming new members to Animeb that involves exposing them to high amounts of randomness via shoutbox.
STFU: (Shut The F*ck Up) What all annoying losers should do so they don't get banned
Style:
-One of the four admins of Animeb, is said to possess control over the data that forms the existance of Animeb itself.
-The all mighty overlord of AnimeB. He rules his country from Venezuela with a powerful fist. He deals with all major problems of AnimeB, and has come through and svaed us all from doom. Except in the case of The Great Crash where even the all powerful Stylie failed to prevent such a tradgedy. But he came through with bringing us back to the present as he best could. (Credit NegimaAniki)
Teh suck: some one who FAILs
"Teh Uber Rollback of Marche": See "Great Crash, The"
Tyroki:
-a Tykemon
-The White mod in charge of RPinc. and The Mahora Fest
-The RP Furher
-The RP King
-a 13 year old girl in New Zealand
WIN: All things made of pure awesomeness
((more will be edited in as they are suggested and/or as I think of them))
Suggestion Notes and Guidelines
If adding a term: please at try to at LEAST put a half-decent definition of the term for me to build off of. Oh, and, seriously? Don't bother with random and crappy suggestions for the sake of raising your points. I'm just gonna ignore them. Sorry, but I've seen it happen on every single topic like this ever created...
If revising a definition/adding a definition: make sure it's a fairly reasonable and relativity concise definition. If the grammar's too bad or if it's in netspeak or chatspeak, I'm not even gonna bother reading it.
If adding a user:
Why it's my intention to EVENTUALLY get all the major active members on there, but for now, it's by priority of relevence. Currently, mods, admins, and members with multiple terms that reference them are the top priority... but after all the yellows, blues, and maybe some of the whites are done, it's anyone's game. Simply put, the more active a person is, the better their reputation, and the more you bribe the lexicographer *hint hint*, the more likely they will be given an entry. And to quote hinarei:
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Originally Posted by hinarei
Plus, its a bit sad putting yourself on there 
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On that note, you can NOW start adding EACH OTHER'S names. Please refrain from flaming others tho' or I'll kick your ass.