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Originally Posted by Zero Eiyuu
My eyes! They burn!
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You may want to try Fred Gallagher's all-too-often-mentioned cure for handling such unbearable situations: stab your eyes out with a dull pencil. You will notice the difference immediately.
(Before grabbing the pencil, though, please listen to "Public Service Announcement" by Eminem, found as the first track of his breakthrough album, "The Slim Shady LP", 1999, and replace the name
Slim Shady with
Katajainen.)