[Nani?]

Are you all ready for this? I shall predict your deaths, down to the very last action (and sometimes into the afterlife). If you want to die, you must scream "Do me!". Mind you, if you yell that, I still will not make sweet love to your booty.

To start us all off, I shall do myself!

Nani?: You are an asshole, and a Nazi. Therefore it is only fitting that you would die by zombie Nazi anal rape. Here is exactly how it will happen: You are sitting in your room, watching NBC10 and throwing a steaming thing of Cup-o-noodles at those filthy liberals on the boob tube. Suddenly, and completely unheard until the last moment, the undead corpse of Hitler (possessed by none other than Al Sharpton) will burst through you couch, and grab you the the shins. He will then used a swastika shaped phallus to punish you anally, because the only purpose of assholes is to be ****ed by dicks. After he turns you into a bleeding cup filled with evil, jew-killing semen, he will throw you into a woodchipper and write your name across a CNN van. For the lulz, your corpse will be buried in the woods, turn into a tree, and then cut down, only to have a bible printed on it. Take that you non-believer.