[Nani?]

FB:

Yours shall be a truly epic death. You will be at home one day, trolling Gaia Towns and generally pwning noobs, when suddenly Dark Eva pops through your doorway, and steals your bowl of chocolate frosted gummi bears. Angered, you grab your Sword of /b/ and chase after her, eventually coming to Mount Doom. It is there that you two take part in an epic duel, but eventually you cut her down and claim the bowl of gummi bears for you once more. However, as you gloat over her severed corpse, you are rammed by a Rhino on LSD and fall into the Lava. You then go to hell and chill with me.

Mandi:

Eh...I don't see you as much. Anyshall, you are in the Zoo with t0k0, looking around for crazy animals (and possibly a Rhino on LSD). A sign catches your attention. There is a Panda at the Zoo today, and you demand that you go see it. Before you go, you buy a bag of cornuts (yes, nuts made of corn), and mix them with peanuts, making a delicious snack. This will prove fatal, for as you approach the Panda, the scent of your nuts attracts it's attention, and it grabs your arm, pulling you through the cage, where it proceeds to devour the cornnuts, followed by your right shoulder. Then, out of random spite, the Panda slowly crushes your head on the artificial rocks, then beats your body into a bloody puddle. Rockets emerge from the Pandas legs, and it goes off to the moon, where it finds you reincarnated as a rock. It then uses the rock that is you to smash oysters in Hawaii.