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Old 26 Apr 2008, 12:25 am
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Nani? is just really nice

Fine.

You get into an alley, looking for a good time, and find a special person who offers cheap rates. They take you inside, and you start. Suddenly, they put on their robes and wizard hate, and cast Lvl. 1 Eroticism on you, followed by Lvl. 5 Penis of the Infinite. You are like "lolwut?", and then suddenly, they cast Lvl. 100000 Lightning on you, and you're turned into a fine bloody mist. When you get to heaven, you're kicked out because you smell, and you called God god-dono. Satan then buttrapes you for eternity.
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