[God Keitaro]

So, here is my book, starting with an intro about the characters and then with the chapters:
CJ (carl johnson from gta san andreas)
Yugi
Anzu Mazaki (tea gardner from yu-gi-oh)
Batista (from wwe smack down)
Rey Mysterio (also from wwe smack down)
Big Smoke (gta san andreas)
Ryder (gta san andreas)
Ceasar (gta san andreas)
50 cent
olivia, llyod banks, tony yayo, young buck, (g-unit team)
jizza (gangster from the wu-tang-clan)
LJ (little john)
grove homie, vagos, ballas (gta san andreas)
eminem
r. kelly
heidenreich (from wwe)
booker t (from wwe raw)
borat
brüno
ali-gi
azamat
eddie (eddie murphy)
will (will smith)
blade (wesley snipes)
RG (richard garfield, creator of magic the gathering)
KT (kazuki takahashi, creator of yu-gi-oh)
Dave (dave chappell)
Atem (yu-gi-oh pharao)
Niggus (own invented character of oblivion)
Obelisk, Ra, Sliver (yu-gi-oh gods)
Felipe (shopkeeper of a magic the gathering shop, he is a real person!)
Stephan, Birgit (assistants of this shop)
Steve (another magic the gathering shopkeeper)
Mana (dark magician girl, yu-gi-oh)
Mahat (dark magician, yu-gi-oh)
Legna (dragon from drakengard)
Angelus (dragon from drakengard)
caim, nowe 8persons from drakengard)
Kearvec, Jhoira, Garruk, Teferi, Urza,... (planeswalkers from magic the gathering)
Mohammed (the real one, from the koran)
Jesus (the real one, from the bibel)
God (the real god and father of all gods)
Levizorc (the dark god)
some greek and roman and egyptian gods
Ishizu (from yu-gi-oh)
seto (from yu-gi-oh)
Trunken Soul (invented World of Warcraft charcter)
Kisara (from yu-gi-oh)
Keitaro
Naru
Dante, Nero (from devil may cry 4)
Onyxia (from WOW)
Ganxter (me)
Rebecka (from yu-gi-oh)
Timäus, Kritias, hermos (knights and dragons from yu-gi-oh)
Vorosh, teneb, oros, intet, numat (dragons from magic the gathering)
Daedra (from oblivion)
ken, mei (my children)


ok. if you want to see how one of them looks like, you can all see them in google!

Chapter 1

a normal day for the niggas!

50 cent: yo1 whats going on, mother****ers!
Llyoyd banks and Tony yaya and young buck: we are ****ing allright, bitch!
50: olivia, you nice bitch, have you warmed the bed for us?
olivia: no! i am not your ****ing doll!
50: ok. lets kill some lationa gaylords!

They all drove with the g-unit-gang-bang car, for a drive-by.

50: wtf are these gaylords?
yayo: here! one is here!

0,5 seconds later.

yayo: and he is already dead.
50: here come more! Give me the ghettoblaster, olivia!
Olivia: here, guraz!

2 seconds later.

50: yea, yea! g-unit, unit! that was cool!
young buck: lets drive to the burger king!
50: I take the whole menue for all of us bitches!
Dunno care about the money. I get it back from my crackdealers!

after eating, they drove back to the g-unit headquaters.

Jizza: what did you wu-tang, niggaz?
50: latino gaylords!
Jizza: next time, i will join ya! yea!
Eminem: yo, 50! we must go on working! the new album ahs to be finished in 2-3 months! ****ing time is running off!
50: yo, yo! slowly! we will make this! Banks, olivia, yayo, young buck, we will se us tomorrow, biatches!
Olivia: bye, mother****er!
young buck: bye, father****er!
yayo: bye, sister****er!
banks: bye, brother****er!

everyone drove back to their own villa!


end of chapter 1!



sorry for the bad language, but this will change after the next one or 2 chapters!