Finally, the book!

[God Keitaro]

So, here is my book, starting with an intro about the characters and then with the chapters:
CJ (carl johnson from gta san andreas)
Yugi
Anzu Mazaki (tea gardner from yu-gi-oh)
Batista (from wwe smack down)
Rey Mysterio (also from wwe smack down)
Big Smoke (gta san andreas)
Ryder (gta san andreas)
Ceasar (gta san andreas)
50 cent
olivia, llyod banks, tony yayo, young buck, (g-unit team)
jizza (gangster from the wu-tang-clan)
LJ (little john)
grove homie, vagos, ballas (gta san andreas)
eminem
r. kelly
heidenreich (from wwe)
booker t (from wwe raw)
borat
brüno
ali-gi
azamat
eddie (eddie murphy)
will (will smith)
blade (wesley snipes)
RG (richard garfield, creator of magic the gathering)
KT (kazuki takahashi, creator of yu-gi-oh)
Dave (dave chappell)
Atem (yu-gi-oh pharao)
Niggus (own invented character of oblivion)
Obelisk, Ra, Sliver (yu-gi-oh gods)
Felipe (shopkeeper of a magic the gathering shop, he is a real person!)
Stephan, Birgit (assistants of this shop)
Steve (another magic the gathering shopkeeper)
Mana (dark magician girl, yu-gi-oh)
Mahat (dark magician, yu-gi-oh)
Legna (dragon from drakengard)
Angelus (dragon from drakengard)
caim, nowe 8persons from drakengard)
Kearvec, Jhoira, Garruk, Teferi, Urza,... (planeswalkers from magic the gathering)
Mohammed (the real one, from the koran)
Jesus (the real one, from the bibel)
God (the real god and father of all gods)
Levizorc (the dark god)
some greek and roman and egyptian gods
Ishizu (from yu-gi-oh)
seto (from yu-gi-oh)
Trunken Soul (invented World of Warcraft charcter)
Kisara (from yu-gi-oh)
Keitaro
Naru
Dante, Nero (from devil may cry 4)
Onyxia (from WOW)
Ganxter (me)
Rebecka (from yu-gi-oh)
Timäus, Kritias, hermos (knights and dragons from yu-gi-oh)
Vorosh, teneb, oros, intet, numat (dragons from magic the gathering)
Daedra (from oblivion)
ken, mei (my children)


ok. if you want to see how one of them looks like, you can all see them in google!

Chapter 1

a normal day for the niggas!

50 cent: yo1 whats going on, mother****ers!
Llyoyd banks and Tony yaya and young buck: we are ****ing allright, bitch!
50: olivia, you nice bitch, have you warmed the bed for us?
olivia: no! i am not your ****ing doll!
50: ok. lets kill some lationa gaylords!

They all drove with the g-unit-gang-bang car, for a drive-by.

50: wtf are these gaylords?
yayo: here! one is here!

0,5 seconds later.

yayo: and he is already dead.
50: here come more! Give me the ghettoblaster, olivia!
Olivia: here, guraz!

2 seconds later.

50: yea, yea! g-unit, unit! that was cool!
young buck: lets drive to the burger king!
50: I take the whole menue for all of us bitches!
Dunno care about the money. I get it back from my crackdealers!

after eating, they drove back to the g-unit headquaters.

Jizza: what did you wu-tang, niggaz?
50: latino gaylords!
Jizza: next time, i will join ya! yea!
Eminem: yo, 50! we must go on working! the new album ahs to be finished in 2-3 months! ****ing time is running off!
50: yo, yo! slowly! we will make this! Banks, olivia, yayo, young buck, we will se us tomorrow, biatches!
Olivia: bye, mother****er!
young buck: bye, father****er!
yayo: bye, sister****er!
banks: bye, brother****er!

everyone drove back to their own villa!


end of chapter 1!



sorry for the bad language, but this will change after the next one or 2 chapters!

[Kazumi Asakura]

hehe, cool stuff, i liked it, are you gonna use bad language in chapter 2 as well? i cant wait for next part...i wonder whats gonna happen in it...

[Godess Naru]

ok, as i know the story too and God Keitaro gave me the chapters, i write the 2nd one! hope you enjoy it!

CJ: hi, mother****ers!
Smoke: yea, bitch!
Ryder: wow, look! thats little john and r. kelly!
R.Kelly: whats up, mother****ers?!
sweet: is this a mother****er-promi-convention?
grove homie: yes, probably?!
CJ: cool! lets kill some ballas!
LJ: okay!
Smoke: lets go!
LJ: what?
smoke: lets go!
LJ: what?
smoke: lets go!
LJ: what?!
smoke: just shut your ****ing mouth and lets go!
LJ: okay!

they drove to ballas area.

CJ: psst! there they are!
smoke: give me the grove-blaster, ryder!
ryder: here!
LJ: yea, yea!

the ballas were killed in 1,5 seconds and split into their molecules.

CJ: what a pitty! i thought, there were more.
smoke: i go eating.
CJ: i probably go home in the grove street headquarters...

everyone, except smoke who went to the burger shot, went home.

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meanwhile in the rage n` the cage battel!

batista: rey, MB! (mb= meister ball)
rey: ok!
Heidenreich: ah, nooo! booker, help me!
booker t: **** you, batista!

booker took the chair and hit batista and heidenreich, his friend, with it too.

Rey: ****! batista, are you allright?
batista: ah......, yes.
heidenreich: you balck asshole! can`t you be careful!
booker: **** you, you nazi! **** you in your knee. you can go on fighting without my help now!
batista: rey, bomb? (batista bomb)
rey: perfect! ok. but the next time, 619!
batista: okay! lets finish this and take the money!
heidenreich: ah, ****! nooo!!

while rey holds heidenreich, batista practises his batista bomb on the heiden****er!

batista: yes! let us take the prize now!

great applaus!


hope you enjoyed it! and sorry for the bad language. i cannot do anything against it, as this is God Keitaros book! sorry!

[Lirik Endivian]

it sounds.....

Interesting. it isnt bad, but i am now very confused...

*spins in circles*

[Godess Naru]

why? shall i explain smth to you? do you not understand smth?

[Sephiroth]

I don't like it.

[CBHans1]

Its not bad, I liked it, but it has a lot of bad words!

[Godess Naru]

here now the chapter 3. hope you like it. i think, that this is the last really normal chapter!

Borat: bing bang bing bang bang....
Ali-G: whats up, homies!
Brüno: which string do you wear, mr?
passanger: let me be, gaylord!
Brüno: but wait! that cannot be all, what you wanted to say for the austrian gay tv?
Ali-G: let him be, punany!
Borat: Where ias toilett for washing face and anus with afterwards bang-bang in anus!
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dave Chappel: whats up, willy boy?
eddie: why do you always mix us up, you crackaddicted ass!
dave: just a joke, ****er! have you a bit crack, eddie?
will: i have a bit for all of us!
dave: was just a question, not a demand!
eddie: he jokes at us from all sides with all he has!
will: but he is funny! lets test some sketches!
azamat: where am i?
dave: wrong, biatch!

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while all people had their ordinary days, at the soame time, abnormal things happened. Humans thought there would be magic and try to practice it, and they really did. But just all this in many parallel worlds. The world mirror, which faces all these magical actions, was already very weak! Noone exactly knows, when it brakes appart. It would kill many people then. Just the chosen would survive but also their families and relatives would die!

[God Keitaro]

here, the last normal chapter and you maybe see the reason, why,....
hope you enjoy it!

Chapter 4:

KT (kazuki takahasi): i will show all magic the gathering players which power yu-gi-oh has!
RG (richard garfield): you dunno know anything! magic is much more elder than your childish game.

After this, KT and RG made an online game just for themselves where YU-GI-OH fought against Magic the Gathering and this was online visible for the whole world at this moment. There were not just fighting with beasts, also with Teferi or Atem.
Suddenly, smth happened. An electrical power outage...

KT: switch on the light again!
RG: Why do i still hear the creatures fighting? and it becomes lauder and lauder. Whats this for a light?
KT: cool! by inventing this game, we invented holograms!
RG: ahhh!!! Nooooooooo!!!!!!

when the light went on again, everyone from the games team was dead. This act was too much and the world mirror broke....
Continents sunk and new continents fell from the galaxy on the earths oceans. this was one of the phases of the earths change, the metamorphose of the earth.
It was a chaos. Humans died and the choosen paniced. new creatures began to populate the earth. Creatures, from different realities.....

after reading it, please write critics or comments on each chapter to the language (grammar,....) and content of the story.
Thanks!

[Sephiroth]

........Childish. but i guess it works out fine.

[God Keitaro]

hahaha! thanks...childish now...but later on it will become better....just wait a bit....because the dream i had during my operation, was the same like my novel....concerning the content....
but Godess Naru will probably go on writing for me the chapters....
but just go on writing your critics or comments! haha! thanks!

[Godess Naru]

Chapter 5
Because of this world destortion, nearly unrepairable time rifts appeared as knights and kings from other epochs appeared in the year 2010. The chosen noticed all these happenings infront of their eyes, also the dying of the mortals. Also creatures appeared, which just were known as fantasy creatures by humans (like: dragons, elves, fearies, orcs, angels, goblins,....)
Also new chosen poeple/creatures appeared. The present chosen got magical abilities, which they did not know at the beginning. The abilities were based on the specialities of the chosen. Even God couldn`t predict this and was all of a sudden devoured by a demon, who did not know what to do with the weakness of the devil and so, exiled the devil into an endless nirwana. By this the gods of egypt, greece and rome escaped and were save, for the beginning.
Meanwhile on a destroyed road on an american street.
50 cent: woho, wtf happened! I nearly died! How are you, Olivia?
Olivia: everything alright! But all of our randy shit is destroyed!
Borat: wa wa wi wa! What happened and where ias azamat? And what quakes under my anus?
50 cent and Borat tried to carry away the wreckage, they were standing on.
50 cent: Shhhhiiiitt!!!!! What is this? That must be a robot shit, which also can bleed?!
Olivia: i think, it is reallllllllll!!!!!!
Legna: what happened?! I cannot feel my left wing anymore and where am i?
Nowe: here!! Wait, i come and help you!
50 cent: oh, ****! You are from a game and really alife!!
CJ: yes! We creatures from the games already had foreshadowings! Time rifts!!
50 cent: the, the CJ from GTA San Andreas!
Borat: ist nice! And who is a dias? He trying to speak, but he can`t. you will never get this la, la, la, la, la!!
Caim: .....!
Legna: Angelus seems to be looking for support already.
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[!]

I always had the impression that you were at least 18, but i guess you're way younger than that (no offense)

[Godess Naru]

oh! hihi! i like it, even if it is simple...he writes it in a another version, with 1000 pages, so, as a book, in the end!

[MetalLark]

mmm, i odded out by the plot of the story LINE!!! GAAH!! *cerebellum bleeding* .... .... ... ... ok im good ^_^

[Godess Naru]

oj! just tell me what you dunno understand! is this soo complicated? well, so, here is chapter 6 then! hope you get more interested in it! hihihi!

Chapter 6:

Meanwhile in Washington...

RG (richard garfield): ....! Kazuki, are you alright?!
KT (kazuki takahashi): yes..! look!
Teferi: seems that time rifts brought us to a different universe, a parallel universe.
Obelisk: yes!!!! This world is freed by by ist main god and is ruled now by a demonic god!
Ra: we have to look for the other gods!!!
Sliver: yes! Quick!
RG: you, you.....are real!! Finally, we meet our created creatures!
KT: ist sheer lunacy! And he, that cannot be!
Atem: we have to find the others!
Yugi: right!!
Akroma: hmm..... Maybe it is easy now, as there are no humans with magical abilities!
Phage: exceptional i agree with this shit bitch! (history: Phage and Akroma were very mighty opponents, who fusioned in the end, as phages brother, Khamal, tore each of them and put them together to form Karona; this is a part from the real magic history!)
Jhoira: quick then! Search in all continents and oceans!
Everyone split on the Earth to find the chosen!

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Somewhere in New York....
Wesley: hey, rey! Shit, he is dead!....
The whole bar he was inside was destroyed. Suddenly something happened...
Wesley: my eyes are weak...! Cartoons live?
Kisara: you have to be a chosen. Otherwise, you would not life now. Everyone else is dead!
Wesley: what?!!! Everyone?!!! Noooo, my family!!!
Ishizu: what a pitty, we are too late.... Just look around. You certainly see these anomalies the first time. Have you already experienced your magical gift?
Wesley: damn!!! As there would be rifts in the sky... What do you mean by magical gifts?
Kisara: have you once played the same role as another creature for sometime?
Wesley: wait a bit.... Shit, shit, shit! Ah, Blade! A vampire hunter who is a vampire himself!
Kisara: open your mouth! Intersting! Your teeth became bigger and sharper. Thats your magical power from now on. To live as a vampire. But i think, you just will have the possitive effects of being one, as i dunno feel anything evil inside you. An advantage! Just hit the pillar with your fist one time...
Blade (looks surprised and shocked): oh, damn!!! The pillar is just dust anymore! Ok, so from now on, you can call me Blade.

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please write a comment! hihihi! thanks!

[Sephiroth]

......it's getting better

[God Keitaro]

good to hear! thanks! other chapters will follow....
thanks!

[CBHans1]

Originally Posted by Sephiroth

......it's getting better

Definitely! Interesting and funny! ^^