Literary Chop Shop (The analysis of meaning)

[An Abstract Thought]

Welcome to the literary chop shop. Home to the infamous college style analysis of literature.

Bring your stories and poems (in link form of course) to be sliced and diced as I find the hidden meanings about your life and opinions in them (naturally all of it complete BS). For you see no one is allowed to write for the love of writing, everything has some hidden meaning. I offer 2 distinct kinds of analysis, the satirically humorous and the mundanely accurate.... (aka the BS loaded one or the real analysis). I ask that you specify which you would prefer so I do not offend anyone by diving ten feet deep in the kiddy pool that is the text.

I am not limited to analyzing stories and poems, I can also work with posts from random threads, profiles in general, site as a whole (I will be making a satirical analysis of the KAF once the animeB exposer is put back up..... but that will come later... and could take a while for me to do it well).... until then I ask for your literary masterpieces so I can begin the process of giving them much more meaning then they ever really needed... and in so doing put them that step closer to literary immortality.




As a side not I hope to have an example of a satirical analysis up rather soon..... but literary works, sites, profiles, posts, and other text and image based material is always appreciated.

[Ryo Misaki]

Hmm... Very interesting gig you've got going on here...
But I must ask... Since I don't write much... Do you do Dream Analysis? That could prove interesting... ^_~

[An Abstract Thought]

possibly.... but it will all be BS (but it will sound good)... so that is up to interpretation.....

on a different note.... here is a rather rough example of a satirical analysis:

The Poem.... as written by a friend of mine:

A man a success through tears and shame
the burdens on many are on him to blame
His health is perfect till at once his soul falters
he falls to the the ground clutching heart, slain


The analysis.... as written by me:

This is a cry for help from the author. Look at the leading letters of the lines "A-H-H-H". Obviously the author has had troubles with a corrupt authority figure, but not a close relative because the symbol used is described as "a man" if this were a close relative it would be an object, possibly a close memento. Instead we can conclude that it is a boss figure for the subtle allusion to the phrase "the man" within the symbol "a man". Because of this corrupt figure the author under went a decline in life, blaming both sever personal issues such as a close death (we know this because of the obvious reference to death held within the last line of the text which symbolizes and unaccepted death close to the writer.), and monetary problems upon them. The Author's life has spiraled down hill as their soul (or in the sense of what it symbolizes within in the poem, their moral sense) falters. Alcohol or other drugs could easily have become a crutch leading to a decline in overall health. THe author obviously has troubles relating to society and sever anger issues as they see the only way to solve this troubling issue as the death of the source, or "a man". The author is fed up with the fact that in life the good (the loved relative referred to within the symbolic death in the last line) die while the corrupt (the over laying symbol represented within the character of "a man") live on. The author wishes for the inevitable justice that follows, he looks for the time when the greed and gluttony of the overly corrupt destroys their inner soul. He is disillusioned by the power that the corrupt hold over us, at their ability to pull the world down around them as they rise to power and wealth. Building on the sweat and tears of the working class. And so he writes of the failed justice of the world in the same symbol with which he shows the corruption of man. Speaking of the corruption of the many in the same line he speaks of the corruption of the few. Saying indirectly that the gluttonous corruption of the few is inevitably caused by the blind tolerance of the many. And so this poem is a cynical view of life held by the author and presented within a series of overlapped symbols that represent his on confusion at this new more cynical view he has adopted.

But don't get me started on the author and content of this very review, not there is a confused cry for help.... (analysis of the analysis may come later)