Iruga-san, I rewrote the script to take into account your work, and your concerns.
Scene: The beginning of the Love Hina opening theme.
SFX: Sakura Saku.
The first bunch of seconds rolls normally, until they get to the part with Shinobu.
SFX: A sound of a record ripping on the turntable. Shinobu's picture remains for a few seconds.
SFX: Evil sounding music.
Subtitle: This is our target, the most kawaii girl in Japan, Shinobu Maehara, of the popular
anime "Love Hina"
Scene: Bad guy standing in front of the picture, lecturing.
Subtitle: I am the leader of a group of bad guys. Our goal is to get the Japanese government to
legalize child pornography. Our plan is to kidnap her and hold her hostage and get the
government to kowtow to our will!
Scene: A small group (4-5) of really scraggly looking scumbags looking at the leader. Switch
back to a picture of the leader!
Subtitle: We shall win this battle! PERVHARD! PERVHARD!
Scene: That same small group smiles.
SFX: Clapping! Yay!
Scene: Hinata-sou. A bunch of terrorists invade.
SFX: "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins.
Scene: Shinobu's running down the hallway. (episode 13)
Subtitle: eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Scene: Shinobu on the phone. (episode 23-24, where she's at her mother's house)
Subtitle: HELP, onegai shimasu!
Scene: A building. Labeled "HKSS Headquarters Hinata Hot Springs"
Subtitle: Help is on the way, Shinobu-chan. Calling all agents....calling all agents, intruder
alert! Shinobu's in danger!
Scene: A bunch of people running. A bunch of police cars (labelled HKSS) are running down the
street, lights flashing, sirens blaring.
SFX: Sirens.
The helicopter scene.
SFX: Ride of the Valkyres from "Apocalypse Now"
Scene: Hinata-sou, cop cars photoshopped into the front.
SFX: "Men in black" theme song, by Will Smith
Scenes: Agents J and K from "MIB" cartoon series. Homer Simpson wearing his mayor's bodyguard
uniform. Those agents from that Japanese series Iruga-san has in his sig saluting. Various
HKSS agent drawings. Those men in black holding Kaoru (Hanabishi)
Subtitles: Various. "Hey! We got this creep here!" HKSS! FREEZE! *PUNCH* "Nobody messes
with Shinobu"
Scenes: The "A" team picture. Mr. T. picture.
Subtitle: I pity da foo' that messes with Shinobu!
SFX: The "A" team theme song
Scene: Mr. T throwing a man - which looks like a bad guy (photoshopped)
SFX: A happy song of some kind. Not sure what it is yet.
Scene: Agent Iruga-san.
Subtitle: Iruga-san: Shinobu-chan, we took care of the terrorists!
Scene: Shinobu smiling, and then bowing.
Subtitle: Arigatoo Gozaimasu, sempai!
Scene: Agents J and K.
Subtitle: Protecting you from the scum of the Universe!
Scene: The bad guy leader. Jail bars are around him.
Subtitle: My plans have been foiled. I will get my revenge! I will have my goal met!
SFX: wa wa wa waaaaaaaa (the sound effect of someone making a fool out of themselves)
Scene: A military sounding song. "Hogan's Heroes" theme song
Scene: HKSS Headquarters Hinata-Hot Springs.
Subtitle: We are Her Kawaiiness Secret Service. Led by General BobCat, this crack staff of over
50 agents is dedicated to protecting Shinobu Maehara from the bad guys.
Scene: HKSS Headquarters Sendai. A bunch of agents shooting at a gun range.
Subtitle: Our agents are skilled in weapons.
Scene: A dojo.
Subtitle: And martial arts
Scene: Cop cars driving.
SFX: Sirens.
Subtitle: and driving like maniacs if necessary, to protect and serve!
Scene: COPS.
SFX: "Cops theme song"
Subtitle: Sometimes local law enforcement calls us in to help out, and we gladly volunteer. It
is good training.
SFX: Mission impossible theme song.
Scene: Uncle Sam, pointing at you. Text below him says "Her Kawaiiness Secret Service wants
YOU to protect Shinobu Maehara"
Subtitle: So if you have the bravery, the toughness, maybe you can be....A HKSS Agent. Contact
your local recruiter at any of these sites:
http://shinobu.freelinuxhost.com/HKSS/
http://www.animeb.com/
http://www.schoolrumble.org/
http://mashinobu.proboards42.com/