Attention everyone - An official declaration by Kalmar Unionen - The ScBr

[´Silæs]

Dear animebians.

I speak to you today, on the behalf of Kalmar Unionen - The Scandinavian Brigade, on behalf of members whose friendship and support I am not worthy. I can only hope they can forgive me the humiliation that I am the one talking on their behalf.

First of all I speak on behalf a dear friend of mine, the cornerstone of ScBr, our favourite member, devoted, skilled, loyal and trustworthy in every ScBr matter; Wolf-kun. All they way back in the early beginning, Wolf-kun was the fuel that kept the ScBr motor running, with his constant posting and contribution. Honoured is a futile and meaningless word to use, to explain what a feeling it is speaking on his behalf. God have mercy on my soul if I should ever do wrong to this gift to the earth. Merely me saying his name, is an insult to him, God have mercy on my arrogancy.

Moving along I also today, speak on the behalf of Kataja. A most treasured member, always ready to share his knowledge and wisdom with us. His presence in the ScBr is a constant stream of useable resources to make the ScBr even better, and I am always amazed how he manages to move the ScBr from one level to another, never knowing, in my blindness, how the ScBr could possibly be better. In truth, it is not just an honour, it would be an utmost pleasure to speak on his behalf, if I should ever be worthy, God have mercy on my arrogancy.

Ahh yes, then there is my danish comrade, Pzycho Leech. A marvellous guy who, just like Kataja, never seises to amaze me, there's a huge difference between how they amaze me though. Frankly speaking, Leech is simply insane, from top to bottom, and he is, if anyone of the others are, I could never live up to that, a true viking. His heart beats for the ScBr from morning till evening, even though he is currently not with us here in Scandinavia, we are always with him in our thoughts. I feel incapable of living up to the standard a person should live up to, to be allowed to speak on Leech's behalf, and yet here I am doing it. God have mercy on my arrogancy.

Next up, I have been looking forward to praise my beloved swedish brother, Tågluffarn. From the very first day I met him, I had faith he would be a great contribution to the ScBr. And yet, he has become so much more, seeing how much he has done so far, only God could dare thinking about how important he's gonna be to the ScBr in the future. In truth a most prominent, young man, who might become even better than the rest of the wonders I have spoken about. It warms my heart to think of him as a friend of mine, I feel disgusted at my arrogant self for even thinking of speaking on his behalf, God have mercy on my arrogancy.

Aside from these heroes amongst men, I'd be a scoundrel not to, and a low-life scum to, mention the following people who have contributed to the ScBr:
Lord_Pai
Inukun
Wolfie
Nornin
Kian

Also a honourary mention goes out to Nightmare, the first animebian to have prepared the way. If only I was worthy of calling myself his fellow countryman, God have mercy on my arrogancy.

At last I must mention my cousin, Shinso-chan. Despite the fact he cannot participate with us in this matter, he is still my dearly beloved cousin, and I shall smite all those who dare say filth about him.

In is on these people's behalf I speak, in my wild and shameful arrogancy, pretending that I'm even worthy of being called their leader in my dreams. I ask for your forgiveness my brothers, I know you are full of mercy and love, and therefore ignore all my flaws and failures. Ever since the day I thought of being your friends, it was an insult to you, not just as scandinavians, but also as individual beings. I have done nothing but fail you, humiliate you, dishonour you and constantly almost leading you to complete failure in my own incompetence, but of course you have saved us, or in truth just me, over and over again.

I am not worthy, God have mercy on my arrogancy.

Now, it is once again a lack of character that I move on so early, yet words are futile in trying to justify what I'm doing.

I hereby, instated as their leader by mercy, not actions, for I could never live up to that, proclaim on the behalf of Kalmar Unionen - The Scandinavian Brigade that Kalmar Unionen - The Scandinavian Brigade is the best brigade in the entire world and that Scandinavia is superior in every way, compared to any other part of the world. Every other brigade must make way for Kalmar Unionen, The Scandinavian Brigade, even SOS団. Every other country must make way for Scandinavia, the chosen few.

If anyone should dare disagree, you are officially in war with Kalmar Unionen - The Scandinavian Brigade and all those mentioned, aside from my beloved cousin Shinso. There will be made no expections, there will be no mercy, there will be no negotiations, you either agree now, openly or silently, or we will make you!

Here are the terms of war:

1) Anyone who openly disagrees automatically agrees to the terms of war, and as is officially in war with Kalmar Unionen - The Scandinavian Brigade.

2) There are no means that are disallowed in war, except exploiting of private information. The goal justifies the means in almost any matter, with the exception of the already mentioned case.
Note: Uploaded material must still be within the accepted area on animeb.

3) There will be no truce, negotation, draw, nothing! You either lose from the beginning, or lose in the end if you're not a part of the ScBr.

4) There will be no, and I repeat, no actions taken against member who do not participate in the war! The war will take place on the battlefield, not on their behalf. If any brigade openly declares war on Kalmar Unionen - The Scandinavian Brigade, the brigade as a whole is a battlefield, however, if the brigade leader does not condone of a war, the brigade is to be regarded as off-limits!

5) What happens in war, stays in war. Whatever should take place, witin the terms of the war, is not going to have an affect on your membership here on animeb as general. This means, you cannot be banned or infracted for something you do in the war, as there are different terms that count in the war. However, as soon as you're not in a battlefield, the standard rules of animeb count!

6) There will be taken no actions against members, outside of animeb! This means, you will not alter someone's bluwiki as a part of the war, you will not hack someone's computer, enroll their e-mail to a lot of spam newsletters etc.

7) And most importantly. You only break one of these terms ONCE, and then you're out and has automatically lost, no discussion period. And if you're out for doing something excessive, you can except their to be a consequence in line with the general rules of Animeb.

All hail Kalmar Unionen - The Scandinavian Brigade

Instated by love and mercy, rather than actions.

Silas Jørgensen - Leader of Kalmar Unionen - The Scandinavian Brigade

[wålf-kun]

Well, first of all I'd like to give some honour to our great and wise leader, Silas! Without his cunning and clever leadership this Kalmarunionen - The Scandinavian Brigade, would still be just a dream in our hearts. With his ability to make decisions and always cheerfull and positive self Silas is the founder, the leader and the very beating heart of the ScBr. May God bless him and his modesty, for he is far, far worthy of being our leader.

The words he speaks of my fellow Scandinavians are all true, though. They are all wise and brave. (And a little nuts when it's called for )

And the long anticipated war is finally ready to be launched. Who will have the guts to speak up against the hordes of the North? Who will stand for what they believe in and face the ScBr, and who will smartly avoid the confrontation and hide in the shadows? It's time to show us all what you are made of!!

Maybe can this war help us all taking our minds of all the sad things happening to Animeb lately? This could be a new start, bechause when the cries of war has fallen silent, a new dawn will always come! So, I say, let's forget the old wars and grudges, and have another hell of a fight!

[Tågluffarn]

Silæs, I don't deserve your holy words. Your mere presence brings warmth to animeb's chilly forums. I want to give my life for you and for ScBr's members. But I can't. I can't leave my comrades. I can't ignore animeb's lack of justice. I can't deny ScBr's greatness. I can't deny scandinavian languages superiority. No, I won't leave you.

Animeb's just a shadow of the site it used to be. Conflicts, hate, jealousy is tearing the site apart. There are persons who gladly accuse innocent members for being flamers and trolls. This must be stopped. When people in charge don't do anything the site collapses. It's why we are here. To prevent animeb from falling down to abyss. To show that we scandinavians are civilized than the rest (of course). God has chosen us to take care of these lost sheeps.

And so, my fellow comrades: ask not what ScBr can do for you - ask what you can do for ScBr.

My fellow members of animeb: ask not what Scandinavia will do for you, but what together we can do for animeb. Tjoflöjt!

[Flashman]

Its like the old language war thread, oh what happy memories

[´Silæs]

Oh yeah I forgot to mention. Rather than participating as individuals, you are welcome to make all sorts of alignments we can crush.
The Common Wealth
Pinoy Tambayan

And, if a brigade leader decides so, he can drag the brigade into the war.

[Keiranto]

As Leader Of The Glorious Empire Brigade, (lost in the great forum crash, only me now...) I refuse to accept that scandinavia is better than jolly old Blighty!
I therefore declare WAR!!!!!

I shall create an rp war thread immedidtely, the might of the british RP army (created 5 minutes ago in my head) shall fight for The glory of Queen Elizabeth II!

[´Silæs]

* ´Silæs readies the weapons

Some warm-up ... nice

[Tågluffarn]

Originally Posted by Keiranto

As Leader Of The Glorious Empire Brigade, (lost in the great forum crash, only me now...) I refuse to accept that scandinavia is better than jolly old Blighty!
I therefore declare WAR!!!!!

I shall create an rp war thread immedidtely, the might of the british RP army (created 5 minutes ago in my head) shall fight for The glory of Queen Elizabeth II!

Fool! You and your pathetic brigade will be demolished. Don't you know that Silas only needs to look at his enemies and they tremble?

I don't think you got the guts to fight against US. Go to the kitchen and drink some millk instead.

[Keiranto]

oh yeah!! bring it!!

[Kataja76]

I must confess that I feel pleased for having Keiranto as our opponent. A respectable enemy whose naughty avatar and sig pics I have been seeking to praise for quite a while.

I hope you will get the lines of your lost brigade together for the ultimate Ragnarök, Mr. Keiranto.

*Kåtaja bows at Keiranto and starts checking his weaponry*

[Keiranto]

The RP thread is now created, along with some rules I believe to be fair, if you have any objections please tell me.

[´Silæs]

We'll be the victor no matter what, so frankly I don't care

[Wolfie]

Our first worthy foe has come forth. It is one that names himself leader of a Glorious Empire.
This is good, as it means there will lots of plunder and womenfolk to be had during our unstoppable offense. Their will shall shatter as we crush them under foot, drowning in a pool of mud and their own blood.

[wålf-kun]

Well, i would like to wish Keiranto welcome to our little battle! Glad you decided to join. And I'll join Kåtaja in complimenting your avy! I love that picture Good old 4chan

And I do hope you intend to join the battle, Flashman? I still carry fond memories after the Language War

And that's defenetly the spirit, Wolfie I'm glad you're on our side!

*readies his weapons and hopes for more to join in*

[☼Pepe☼]

The Pinoy Tambayan can stand up to this shoddy little brigade of scandinavian origin...


OUR STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK YOUR BONES!!! D=<

[BobCat]

Should this not be in the other brigades forum? Why is it in Chit Chat?

[Flashman]

Because not all the language groups have brigades, further more its a tradition started in the language war days