Negi's future wife

[GSDAkatsuki]

Oh Hakase! Now I know who.

[Betong Åsna]

Honestly, you amateurs. Don't even know the names of the girls!

[GSDAkatsuki]

Call us amateurs whatever. After a while you just start forgetting stuff cuz you don't really put much attention on the thing anymore.

[Nornin]

Well Hakase is always called Hakase, forgeting her full name is one of the easier things to forget.

[GSDAkatsuki]

But they said satomi instead of Hakase that's why I didn't realize her at first.

[☼Pepe☼]

Originally Posted by Betong Åsna

Honestly, you amateurs. Don't even know the names of the girls!

An amateur is one who does not get paid for his knowledge and/or skills...


So when it comes to Negima, we're all amateurs here


Unless we work for Akamatsu's team

[Betong Åsna]

Shut it, Pinoy. I know what an amateur is.

Anyway, it's an expression, man!

[a_squirrel]

Back on topic people!!!
Who then? Chisame? Nodoka? Almost everone else has been ruled out...

[GSDAkatsuki]

I'll tell you what happens. NEgi's constant tiem trivel and time in the resort causes a massive fluctuation in his hormones that cause him to become 16 already. He's older now and more mature but the hormones cause him to loose his sense as a gentlemen and he becomes a horndog. He will later on fight for the right for polygymy and win his case. Thus he ends up marrying almost everyone in the class plus more from outside. He will spread many bastard childs around the world. This great increase in population also causes many resources to die out. This great devastation to the world will cause the increased development for space colonies. War budgets have been taken out of the government jsut for the survival of mankind. This drop in military power gave the Space Brains the perfect chance to swoop in and steal the intelligence of the human race. Humans having no weapons fall and become idiots, while the brains float back to the new improved SPHERE OF INFORMATION. Thus the universe plunges into a nonexistence space as the Space Brains create a total lockdown of the space time continuam. The brains after many Milleniums of isolation fall into boredom as they ahve finished learning everyhting there is to know about the universe. They know their whole life is pointless they decide to kill themselves by self destructing the sphere. This explosion brings a super jump back into time and goes to the exact moment when Negi started to grow his hormones. The energy wave forms an explosion only effecting Negi and kills all his testosterone, thus leaving him unable to mature and become fertile. This action answers the reason why Negi can't decide which girl he likes and eventually he decides to become a priest.........who smoked my bag of weed?

[a_squirrel]

wow... ROFL!!!

[lockx]

!!!

collapses

[Betong Åsna]

Damnit, man! Use spoiler tags!

[The Chemist]

I call Chisame... Seems logical ATM.

[GSDAkatsuki]

Originally Posted by Betong Åsna

Damnit, man! Use spoiler tags!

LAWL >.<

[lockx]

thank you Chemist!

you now agree with the majority!

even if i am bound to go for chisame i still reckon it is her!

[GSDAkatsuki]

As much as I lvoe Chisame I can't help ignore the genetic facts on teh front page. It would make plenty of sense for Negi to go with Ku fei and completing the family tree of having a chinese girl Chao. Chao would have Negi's blood going through her from her mother's side. I also find this acceptable cuz Ku Fei and Chao got along and were best friends, but also Ku Fei felt a strong responsibility for her.

[The Chemist]

After the developments of 208 on, I, as weird as it sounds, am leaning towards Eva. I dunno why, tho.

[lockx]

eva?

more likely she goes for nagi

hmm i wonder...
could negi turn out gay?!?

[GSDAkatsuki]

very possible.

[The Chemist]

Well, if you remember, there are 2 ways to seal a pactio: a kiss, or a blood pact.

So, for all we know, Nagi and posse could have exchanged blood pacts...





Or they're just really friendly guys...