Porn

[None of the Above]

Do you consider Porn a Sport or not?



Post your reasons if you don't mind, I'm curious to hear your thoughts.

[KC]

lol boat

lol watersports.

[Nohido Keisuke]

No, it's a profession

[BobCat]

Porn is not a sport for the following reasons:

1) There is no international competition for porn, with categories like fakest orgasm, fakest boobs, etc.
2) There are no referees or rules in porn, except the law.
3) There is no ball involved, except for a certain part of the anatomy. Unless you use a condom baloon
4) There are no physical fitness requirements for porn. (eww, Peter Griffin in a pr0n flick. *PUKE-O-RAMA*)
5) Porn cannot be broadcast on ESPN.

And this topic really should be in the Kingdom.

[Death]

*voted 3*
i love that phrase

[None of the Above]

Originally Posted by Yonathen

No, it's a profession

You're telling me Baseball/Basketball/Soccer/Football, every other sport there is, isn't a Profession?

And I always figured Porn was filled with Competition. I mean, Pornstars can't make money unless they're able to appeal to the Sellers, which is why they get boob jobs, bigger penises, ripped bodies... Sure it's not a requirement, none of them are... but that's where the Competition part comes in.

[☼Pepe☼]

This topic = FAIL




On-Topic:
Naw.. It ain't...

[Miroku]

No . It's neither competitive nor does it get public or private sponsorship internationally.


The Pole Vault...

[eugenius]

Roffle

[None of the Above]

It is competitive, there are Porn movies where women try to take on as many Men as possible, etc. Like most bangs in a row or stuff.

And I don't understand this talk about it not being International

[Danny]

Originally Posted by BobCat

Porn is not a sport for the following reasons:

1) There is no international competition for porn, with categories like fakest orgasm, fakest boobs, etc.
2) There are no referees or rules in porn, except the law.
3) There is no ball involved, except for a certain part of the anatomy. Unless you use a condom baloon
4) There are no physical fitness requirements for porn. (eww, Peter Griffin in a pr0n flick. *PUKE-O-RAMA*)
5) Porn cannot be broadcast on ESPN.

And this topic really should be in the Kingdom.

1) There are competitions which involve sexual activities, such as blowjob competitions in the streets of Greece, whoever lasts longest wins.

2) The law would be classed as a rule, as it does limit what is tolerable in porn.

3) Sports don't need balls, that's just ball games.

4) Of course there are physical fitness requirements, you wouldn't see a 500lb girl on the front of playboy, for example. Nor would you find a playboy girl on the front of a fat fetishist mag.

5) Just because something isn't shown on a sports channel, doesn't make it any less a sport than those that are.