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Do me son
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22 Apr 2008, 12:37 am
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Jesus....I'll get to you all eventually, I need to think of all of these deaths.
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[ICH HABE EIN QUESTION!!] If a future event is cancelled, what has just happened? Something that didn't occur yet is not going to occur at all? Does this qualifiy as an event? [God] - Me. I am god. Everyone and everything else is just a phony. [Gaiatrocity] - The Horrifying acts that go on at Gaia Daily.  
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22 Apr 2008, 12:14 pm
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You left yourself open to this, did you not?
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22 Apr 2008, 5:35 pm
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pray tell, how will i die?
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24 Apr 2008, 1:29 pm
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so whats the deal did you forget or just being a lazy bastard
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24 Apr 2008, 2:21 pm
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This looks interesting.
Do me! Should I be saying that with my avatar?
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24 Apr 2008, 3:14 pm
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Even if this sounds really fishy .,.. DO ME!
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24 Apr 2008, 9:20 pm
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Appropriate, I say  .If nani could, he would do that.
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25 Apr 2008, 10:10 am
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Don't forget mine, you bastard!
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25 Apr 2008, 6:32 pm
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And I? How do ya think, i will die?
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My sweethaert shall rest in peace.  He was the best thing, which could have ever happened to me! Thank you, Reza Mobasheri, for loving me! I still love you! Why had this to be! Why was fate so cruel to me!
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25 Apr 2008, 8:15 pm
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*Lightdevil ties up Godess Naru*
*Lightdevil throws Godess Naru in the sea* *Pointy blue thingies are piercing the surface of the sea, dashing towards Godess Naru* Maybe like this o.o?... I can't put more details if I have done more research @_@
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They ask me to choose between the war and the shame. I chose the shame and I got the war. FireFrost Unwithering flowers are so beautiful, Blossoming with determined thoughts, Under the guilty sky filled with torn clouds. I remember and once again, Embrace this never-ending grief, Only destiny of mine.
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Stop stealing my job, noob. Just for that, you're dying a horribly painful death. But first, I have clients to attend to.
Starting with Donkey!: The dream of a Socialist world has finally been realized, and you are employed by Big Brother in New York City, monitoring it's 40 million residence. Due to massive population growth, starvation is widespread, although most people are given green ration wafers in order to help combat it. In one of your investigations, you find out that the special wafers are really processed human flesh. You fall into a batch of the wafers, and then start to run away, where you are rescued by aliens. However, on the alien's desk (aboard their mothership, naturally), you find a special book. You then jump out into space and yell "It's a cook book!", but this comes too late, because your head has already exploded. NEXT! Thousand Pactio Master: You are sitting at home, fapping off to child porn as always, and decide "Hey! I should post on AnimeB!" You prepare to log on, and perhaps post something you find witty in the SSF, like "m0lestation is quite good for young'uns", proven by the Beverly Hillbillies, but suddenly, a wild Pedobear appears. You naturally reach for the nearest pokeball, and summon forth your level 100 pikachu, who uses Thunderbolt on Pedobear. However, the thick fur of the angry Pedobear protects him from the lightning, and he mauls pikachu, devouring him like a lunatic devours small mammals. I'm talking to you Ozzy. Anyway, Pedobear then turns angrily to you, and charges, but you are smart enough to stab him with the American flag. However, his corpse causes you to lose balance, and your...happy place...falls into the toaster, setting you on fire, where you burn alone in your home for several hours before being devoured by the monster from Cloverfield. Miroku: Has to come later. Pepe: Same with you Hans: See above. Nekko: See above the above. Ederius: See above the above of the below of the above. Goddess Naru: You haven't been here long enough. I'll only have a generic death for you. Light Devil: I'm going to be cheap, since you haven't been here that long. I haven't developed enough raw hatred towards you yet. Now then, you are reading my post, wondering how I can determine the future with my 1337 writing skillz, and suddenly babies, thousands of them. These do not affect you however, since you live in a basement, and have baby-flood insurance. The lights go out, and suddenly you hear a quiet breathing sound come from behind you. Turning around, you suddenly see none other than....MIROKU! Yes, Miroku has been driven to Cannibalism, after getting a taste of Betong's special wafers. Anyway, you throw the computer at him, but it only bounces off his fat stomach at a high velocity, and tears off your leg. You are promptly eaten, digested, and flushed down the toilet, where your remains are eaten by mutant ninja battletoads. I then laugh at you for trying to take my job.
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[ICH HABE EIN QUESTION!!] If a future event is cancelled, what has just happened? Something that didn't occur yet is not going to occur at all? Does this qualifiy as an event? [God] - Me. I am god. Everyone and everything else is just a phony. [Gaiatrocity] - The Horrifying acts that go on at Gaia Daily.
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25 Apr 2008, 11:18 pm
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Wahhh!!! I beg your pardon Nani?-Dono, please make me die harder
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They ask me to choose between the war and the shame. I chose the shame and I got the war. FireFrost Unwithering flowers are so beautiful, Blossoming with determined thoughts, Under the guilty sky filled with torn clouds. I remember and once again, Embrace this never-ending grief, Only destiny of mine.
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25 Apr 2008, 11:25 pm
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Fine.
You get into an alley, looking for a good time, and find a special person who offers cheap rates. They take you inside, and you start. Suddenly, they put on their robes and wizard hate, and cast Lvl. 1 Eroticism on you, followed by Lvl. 5 Penis of the Infinite. You are like "lolwut?", and then suddenly, they cast Lvl. 100000 Lightning on you, and you're turned into a fine bloody mist. When you get to heaven, you're kicked out because you smell, and you called God god-dono. Satan then buttrapes you for eternity.
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[ICH HABE EIN QUESTION!!] If a future event is cancelled, what has just happened? Something that didn't occur yet is not going to occur at all? Does this qualifiy as an event? [God] - Me. I am god. Everyone and everything else is just a phony. [Gaiatrocity] - The Horrifying acts that go on at Gaia Daily.
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26 Apr 2008, 12:03 am
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Nani-dono more like Nani bozu if you ask me . Ah hah!!!! you are lying I have proof for I have already foreseen my own death
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Oh my gosh, a creepy pedophile insulted me? My life is absolutely pointless now!
P.S. The death you forsaw sucks compared to mine.
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[ICH HABE EIN QUESTION!!] If a future event is cancelled, what has just happened? Something that didn't occur yet is not going to occur at all? Does this qualifiy as an event? [God] - Me. I am god. Everyone and everything else is just a phony. [Gaiatrocity] - The Horrifying acts that go on at Gaia Daily.
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