I will tell you how you will die!

[Nani?]

Are you all ready for this? I shall predict your deaths, down to the very last action (and sometimes into the afterlife). If you want to die, you must scream "Do me!". Mind you, if you yell that, I still will not make sweet love to your booty.

To start us all off, I shall do myself!

Nani?: You are an asshole, and a Nazi. Therefore it is only fitting that you would die by zombie Nazi anal rape. Here is exactly how it will happen: You are sitting in your room, watching NBC10 and throwing a steaming thing of Cup-o-noodles at those filthy liberals on the boob tube. Suddenly, and completely unheard until the last moment, the undead corpse of Hitler (possessed by none other than Al Sharpton) will burst through you couch, and grab you the the shins. He will then used a swastika shaped phallus to punish you anally, because the only purpose of assholes is to be ****ed by dicks. After he turns you into a bleeding cup filled with evil, jew-killing semen, he will throw you into a woodchipper and write your name across a CNN van. For the lulz, your corpse will be buried in the woods, turn into a tree, and then cut down, only to have a bible printed on it. Take that you non-believer.

[The Emperor]

I lol'd.

Now do me you ****er :/

[Saiko Desu Yo]

ha....perfect death for you nani.. do me!

[Nani?]

FB:

Yours shall be a truly epic death. You will be at home one day, trolling Gaia Towns and generally pwning noobs, when suddenly Dark Eva pops through your doorway, and steals your bowl of chocolate frosted gummi bears. Angered, you grab your Sword of /b/ and chase after her, eventually coming to Mount Doom. It is there that you two take part in an epic duel, but eventually you cut her down and claim the bowl of gummi bears for you once more. However, as you gloat over her severed corpse, you are rammed by a Rhino on LSD and fall into the Lava. You then go to hell and chill with me.

Mandi:

Eh...I don't see you as much. Anyshall, you are in the Zoo with t0k0, looking around for crazy animals (and possibly a Rhino on LSD). A sign catches your attention. There is a Panda at the Zoo today, and you demand that you go see it. Before you go, you buy a bag of cornuts (yes, nuts made of corn), and mix them with peanuts, making a delicious snack. This will prove fatal, for as you approach the Panda, the scent of your nuts attracts it's attention, and it grabs your arm, pulling you through the cage, where it proceeds to devour the cornnuts, followed by your right shoulder. Then, out of random spite, the Panda slowly crushes your head on the artificial rocks, then beats your body into a bloody puddle. Rockets emerge from the Pandas legs, and it goes off to the moon, where it finds you reincarnated as a rock. It then uses the rock that is you to smash oysters in Hawaii.

[Naru McDowell]

Originally Posted by Nani?

FB:

Yours shall be a truly epic death. You will be at home one day, trolling Gaia Towns and generally pwning noobs, when suddenly Dark Eva pops through your doorway, and steals your bowl of chocolate frosted gummi bears. Angered, you grab your Sword of /b/ and chase after her, eventually coming to Mount Doom. It is there that you two take part in an epic duel, but eventually you cut her down and claim the bowl of gummi bears for you once more. However, as you gloat over her severed corpse, you are rammed by a Rhino on LSD and fall into the Lava. You then go to hell and chill with me.

Bastard.

[Mr.Anderson]

I'll admit, I lol'd.

For see my death or I shall change yours

[The Emperor]

Originally Posted by Nani?

FB:

Yours shall be a truly epic death. You will be at home one day, trolling Gaia Towns and generally pwning noobs, when suddenly Dark Eva pops through your doorway, and steals your bowl of chocolate frosted gummi bears. Angered, you grab your Sword of /b/ and chase after her, eventually coming to Mount Doom. It is there that you two take part in an epic duel, but eventually you cut her down and claim the bowl of gummi bears for you once more. However, as you gloat over her severed corpse, you are rammed by a Rhino on LSD and fall into the Lava. You then go to hell and chill with me.

Will the gummi bears come to hell with us?

Originally Posted by Naru McDowell

Bastard.

She stole my gummi bears, she got what was coming to her

[Naru McDowell]

using that as an excuse to pick on her is immature and stupid.

[Prof.Nekko]

as much as I'm gonna regret this later on, DO ME!!

[CBHans1]

Maybe I should... maybe not... oh well... DO ME!!!

[Toshiro Hitsugaya]

I can predict your death!

Find a way to time travel, travel to when you are 95 and slaughter you myself (since your set on dying at 96)
well if i had to time travle I could stop you exsisting altogether

(and I dont particually give a toss how you kill me!)

[The Emperor]

Originally Posted by Toshiro Hitsugaya

I can predict your death!

Find a way to time travel, travel to when you are 95 and slaughter you myself (since your set on dying at 96)
well if i had to time travle I could stop you exsisting altogether

(and I dont particually give a toss how you kill me!)

There were no lulz in that prediction. Nani gives many lulz, so leave the predicting to him.

[Betong Åsna]

Okay, nice thread, now let's not use it to bring up unrelated parties and troll all over the place, kay?

Also, how am I gonna die?

[Misaki Zero]

do me!!!!!

[hinarei]

not the best way of voicing that desire, TPM ><

[Betong Åsna]

Originally Posted by Prof.Nekko

as much as I'm gonna regret this later on, DO ME!!

Originally Posted by CBHans1

Maybe I should... maybe not... oh well... DO ME!!!

Dodgy-sounding requests abound!