Corrupt-a-Wish

[Ederius]

granted, but i changed my name into Pinapplemonkeyface

i wish for some noodles

[lord_pai]

granted, but they have been eaten once! (EEEWWWW!)

i wish for... my first kiss... (also by a girl, on my age!)

[Legendary Girl A]

Granted but soon after your first kiss you get your first slap

I wish I knew how a girl would feel everyday..

[david]

granted, but he somehow briefly died, so I did it instead =)

i wish for a twig that can talk and make whatever food I wanted out of its litle twig bum.

[lord_pai]

i wish for tht legendary girl, would actually be a gurl... (ur cute, but i like girlz^^)

[david]

wish granted but the girl is evil and stabs you with a big blunt knife and you wake up half way through and then slowly bleed to death...painfull eh?!

I wish for a magic button (oh yea and your supposed to corrupt my wish you tool!)

[Ederius]

granted, this button is used to make you 20 years older, and you have hit it 3 times.

i wish i could undo my mistakes in the past

[david]

granted but then you make even more mistakes in the future =)

I wish I had a wish that couldnt be corrupted, (figure that one out) =P

[Legendary Girl A]

You wished you 'had' a wish that cannot be corrupted but since you used had, its in past tense which means you no longer have that wish.

I wish I knew if there was a wish that cannot be corrupted..

[david]

(dang it got figured out!) anyway...granted, but you will never get one, ever!

I wish I had a jacket potato

[Ederius]

granted, but it suddenly has arms and strangles you

i wish for a hammer, 2 mice and a bottle of coke

[david]

granted but they merge into themselfs into a litle transformer (which is a decepticon)
and kills you with a litle rocket launcher like the new movie =)

I wish for a perfect kiss

[Ederius]

granted, only you get it from Pepe

i wish i had my own yurt

[Legendary Girl A]

Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish everyone in the world would honor me

[david]

that wouldnt be so bad =P ...anyway, granted but It then somehow changes into a rock (that looks just like a stupid old rock which is nothing of interest, no fossils in it or anything, you know)

(....oops, someone posted infront of me) so granted but you die, so it doesnt matter =)

I wish for a jiant piece of cany floss =P

[Legendary Girl A]

Granted but 'I' steal it and eat it in front of you! I wish Ederius would confess his feelings for the ugly yet nugget like thing he's holding

[david]

granted, but unfortuatly you wernt around to see him confess

I wish for the best gf ever !

[Legendary Girl A]

Granted but she cheats on you!

I wish.... I knew what to wish for.

[david]

if she was the best then she wouldnt cheat would she =/...anyway, granted, but you cant ever make that wish, ever!

I wish I had inspector gadets hat (the one that has the helicopter thingy in it and all the other cool stuff) =P

[Legendary Girl A]

Granted but it flies off automatically after you get it!

I wish I would score for my exams!!