Corrupt-a-Wish

[Nornin]

Granted but you don't have the ability to go back into your body after you leave it.


I wish I had a cake.

[Prof.Nekko]

granted, but the cake is a lie!!

I wish I had a cookie

[Dr. Tokofan]

Granted, but it's a web cookie and has not taste value whatsoever.
I wish it would stop snowing.

[Nornin]

Granted, but now it is raining fire

I wish I had a kitten with supperpowers

[Quicksilver]

Granted, but the only supper it can make is Brussel sprouts and you die of the flavour.

I wish for some more coffee.

[Your God]

(As Your God I hereby resurrect this thread!)


Granted, but it gives you the "screaming-Sh!ts".

I wish I had a hair brush.

[Dr. Tokofan]

Granted, but it has a a bomb in it.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework.

[HK-47]

Granted. But now you have to do everybody's else homework.

I wish i didnt have to clean my room.

[Prof.Nekko]

granted, your room just blew up
I wish to be able to use magic

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Granted, but you cant turn it off and every time you think of it, it happens.

I wish for beer.

[RDKnightZac]

Granted, but its warm and watered down.

I wish my thought process was back in order. >_<

[HK-47]

Granted. But HK didnt actually understand what are you saying, so he replaced your wish for "I wish someone murdered me with a CD used as a shuriken"

I wish i had horns/catears, wings and tail

[Dr. Tokofan]

Granted, but then you are a super freak and no one likes you so you die alone and emo.

I wish it was Friday.

[Nornin]

Granted, but it's now Friday the 13th and you seem to have missed every day from now till then.


I wish I had a kitten with superpowers.
(Bringing back my old wish since I misspelled it last time)

[Your God]

Granted, one of its powers is to grow really big. When it does this it mistakes your loved ones for toys and viciously mutilates them. You are forced to watch your broken and bloody family as they slowly die in agonizing pain.

I wish for some gum.