Ask A Misaki! ~Revisited~

[Orca Misaki II]

Originally Posted by .

What do you think is the cause of the current financial crisis around the world ?

Decadent excess, greed, and corruption. In other words, a normal day at Applebees. In other other words, it's somehow the fault of Ryo. In other other other words, it's probably the fault of Misakis everywhere.

Do you think it'll be over soon?

I'm afraid I'm not too optimistic for it, but we'll recuperate at least some of the losses. On the bright side, we now have the excuse to start wearing those stereotypical barrel-suspenders. Barrels are in this season, right?

If so, will things return to how they were before it ?
Is the end of the world near ?

Probably not on both counts, though the world is apparently supposed to end in at some point in December of 2012 from a large number of catastrophes and incidents.

I think that'll be the day you decide to shave those legs of yours, selo.

[Ryo Misaki]

Originally Posted by Neji

I am in a hotel...and its run by YOU!!!!

This hotel sucks. should i go to a different one?

And everyone wants death to GF.

This is for you ori. how fun is it to expload?

No... yer delusional! There is no Misaki Hotel! >_>
Yes... Go to a Vegas hotel... They're better!
And no, everyone doesn't.

Originally Posted by Yon

Dear mr. Misaki
What's worse, a dancing kangaroo or Selo having a sexchange?

Oh my... Um... Well a dancing kangaroo isn't bad at all... But Selo?
Look at those legs and tell me if you REALLY want him being a girl.

Originally Posted by Grey Fox

RYo Why is Sho so intent on killing me?

And why does my back hurt? -_-

I dunno... I think Neji's become some sort of Death obsessed psychopath. At least now it seems more death to you than me. =P

Your back? Hmm... Too much "Fun" lately?
Could be from sitting wrong... Or sleeping wrong... Maybe you lifted crap?

Originally Posted by Neji

Yes, why do i want death to GF? its crazy.

* Sho minamimoto starts sitting there with a lighter, flicking the flame on and off over and over again.

Um... I think they let you out of Arkham too soon...
And put that damned lighter down! I won't be allowing no Arsony in my thread!

Originally Posted by Ori

Hey, he's MY GF, and I don't want him dead!

Oh... Oh my... this is so awkward...

Originally Posted by Silver

Who should be on my new avatar?

What's wrong with your current one? It's win!
Anyway... Use someone from Beatmania... They have great character designs:
Beatmania - Anime Paper - Anime and Manga wallpapers and scans! (???)
Choose an awesome dude from there. =P

Originally Posted by Neji

Should Ori want death to grey fox?

No... Ori shouldn't want death to anyone! ...Bal on the other hand...

Originally Posted by Tokofan

What does Ryo have to say about this video? YouTube - Blame! A Misaki

Blame Ryo Tactic! Win! That's so old though... =P
I'm still AnimeB's #1 Scapegoat, though... (We had a poll... Ori, begrudgingly, lost. )

Originally Posted by Hina

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

What's the atomic number of 'nanas?

WHy haven't you read Discworld yet?

What's better, MK2 or SF2 Turbo?

~Hmm... by my calculations... it just takes one road... One VERY ardious and painful road... With a lot of spikes and landmines...
Unfortunately, it takes several thousand roads just to GET to that one road...
Some say it's the journey... I say it's those damned landmines.

~Well... The atomic number of 'nanas should probably be something around the atomic number of Potassium... Multiplied by the square root of Suu, divided by yellow, and raised to the power of the number of innuendos you can make with substuting in a 'nana.
...it's a very large atomic number. O_o

~Why? ...well... Um... That's a good question. Our library probably HAS it... I just couldn't be arsed (for years) to check. I should do so. you know me... People practically have to put something IN MY HAND to get me to do something with it. =P

~Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter? Oh dear... Mortal Kombat was always fun... But personally, Street Fighter was ALWAYS better. Because Chun Li ALONE was more incredible than Sonya and Katara combined.
...besides, I liked the Anime style over the 'realistic' style of Mortal Kombat. ...fatalities were win, though.

Originally Posted by Toko

Why is it 42 and not 43 ?

Hmm... Well... Ask Deep Thought. The answer was CLEARLY 42! Course, asking it why it WASN'T 43 would probably take another several millenia for an answer... And it probably won't be what you're looking for...
Besides... 42 just feels nice. It's even... Divisable by 7... And isn't prime. O_o
For kicks... More info: Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Originally Posted by Neji

yes. Indeed. Why 42. Why not 3658384?

...are you even trying? QUESTION REJECTED!
Read: Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Originally Posted by Ty

Could you hurry up and post in our battle, and get Ryo and Ori to do the same too please? PLEASE?

Mou... Sorry... I've been shoddy at this lately huh? T__T

Originally Posted by Raoh

Son a of B!tch! He's a Misaki!!,

How the crap did Bal' become a misaki? If he's really that!
Does this make you related too me?
Why can't I be a Misaki?

...Wait, does this mean Bal can answer in this thread?

Yes, Bal CAN answer in this thread. ...he doesn't seem to want to, though.
How? Well... The Council of Misaki (Can we call it that if there's only 2 Misaki?) had decided that Balmung was a worthy candidate.
And no Raoh, just because you're Bal's RL Brother doesn't mean you're a Misaki by Default. <_<
Sorry. ^_^;;;

Originally Posted by Neji

Can i answer in this thread?

...no. Make your own damned thread. O_o
Seriously now... This isn't Ask a Neji~!

Originally Posted by HK

Mr Misaki, where do babies come from?

Well... You see... (Didn't I answer this before?)
...I'm too lazy to be creative with this...

Originally Posted by Ryo Misaki (Ask A Misaki p25)

As for the babies... You mean your parents haven't already told you? ...and if your parents haven't told you... You havent already figured out yourself through Wikipedia or Pron?
Oh dear...
Well... Babies... Hmm...
Ok... say one day Daddy's feeling frisky... And for a rare change, Mommy isnt all pissed off at him...
So they go into the bedroom and get under the sheets.
...what you don't see, since the door is usually locked, is that they actually set up a factory under those sheets... A bunch of architects and design technitions come over (through the window, of course) and have a meeting about how they want the baby to come out.
With some drafting and planning... (And lots of 'ooohs' and 'aahhhs' from Mommy, as she looks over the drafts, and maybe a few grunts of affirment from Daddy, and a lot of motion under the sheets, since that's where this meeting takes place.)
The designs are done, both Mommy and Daddy agree upon the final plans (which usually results in a scream of excitement from both parties), they are sent to the Baby Gnomes... (No relation to Garden or Sock gnomes... and are the only other type of gnome, but usually not mentioned, because they're never seen)
They begin work on building the baby in the workshop inside Mommy. Unfortunately, babies are strange, complicated creatures, so it takes about 9 months.
...during which time, Mommy's belly expands to accomedate for the extra work space.
Upon completion, the Mommy must go to the Shipping and Receiving department of the hospital so the baby can be delievered from the workshop.

And THAT, guys, is how babies are made. =Þ

Answered...
...I could never top that. =P

Originally Posted by Selo

What do you think is the cause of the current financial crisis around the world ?
Do you think it'll be over soon? If so, will things return to how they were before it ?
Is the end of the world near ?

Hmm... The cause... is that people are STUPID with their money... Takeing on debts that they don't realize they can't pay...
And banks and such are foolish enough to give these people things (loans, etc) expecting them to actually pay them back.
Will it be over soon? It may take a year or so... but I hope so.
Return to the way things were? Probably not... I think it may leave a bit of a scar. All substansial depressions do. (Let's hope it doesn't hit us like the Great Depression back then...)
End of the world? I pray no... I'm not ready for the world to end! I've got way too many questions to still answer!

Originally Posted by Neji

Holy Hell! Why Have You Not Replied To Many Questions, Ryo?

I let them back up... So I could do this.

[Hyuga Neji]

Should I make an ask Sho-Neji thread?

And how would that be? Great, or super great?

And I want Arson!

[HK-47]

Why are there 50 pages in this thread? And what happens with you if you travel back in time and kill yourself as a baby?

[Silver]

That baby explanation, though funny, was downright weird.

Also, if there are any ladies here interested in a course in baby making, I am always happy to offer my services.

[Balmung Misaki III]

I'll hold back on answering

Unless it's something interesting/up my alley/ directed at me

[Silver]

Originally Posted by hinarei

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

According to Homer Simpson, 7, and who are we to argue with the man?

[Hyuga Neji]

question for balsaki. Why change to a misaki? What makes them so great?

And if the universe exploaded, and everything ever exept you where destroyed,then you came back, where would you be?

[Ryo Misaki]

Originally Posted by Neji

Should I make an ask Sho-Neji thread?

And how would that be? Great, or super great?

And I want Arson!

You COULD... But who really wants to ask you stuff? =P

Hmm... i think it'd be a minor degree of fail... But you're welcome to try.

No. No burning stuff. Go away! O_<

Originally Posted by HK

Why are there 50 pages in this thread? And what happens with you if you travel back in time and kill yourself as a baby?

Fifty ONE! And because I'm a Misaki, of course! I have good answers, so if people ask good questions, this thread is epic!
And people like Ori and Bal asking and answering in here just helps it get stronger. ^_^

Well... It's a paradox, naturally...
I go back in time and I kill myself...
So I never grew up to go back in time to kill myself, so I live.
...so I grow up, go back in time, and kill myself...
So I never lived to grow up, go back in time to kill myself, so I live...

...In short, I would go FORWARD in time, and slap the CRAP out of myself for ever HAVING such a STUPID idea.

Originally Posted by Silver

That baby explanation, though funny, was downright weird.

Also, if there are any ladies here interested in a course in baby making, I am always happy to offer my services.

Of course it was weird... this thread wouldn't be fun if I gave "normal" answers...
Hmm... A Silver Babymaking Service? This has potential for profit! I should market you... =P

According to Homer Simpson, 7, and who are we to argue with the man?

Hmm... Well, I'll argue with him... For the hell of it.
Seven is too simple of a number. >_>

Originally Posted by Neji

question for balsaki. Why change to a misaki? What makes them so great?

He didn't just "change" to a Misaki... We ASKED him to join our family!
Dun get it twisted! O_o

[!]

*Points to sig
Do all Misakis have that eating habit ?

[Ryo Misaki]

LOL! WTF?
No... I can't say we do...
Actually, I don't think Ori's ever actually *HAD* Calf Fries/Rocky Mountain Fried Oysters...
Balmung... I dunno... Have you Bal?

I can tell you what we DO have... A sense of humor that we don't mind putting our pride/embarassment aside for a good laugh. =P

Mmm... Balls.

[HK-47]

Wouldnt it be awesomely awesome if this existed in real life?

Spoiler

...can i ask more than 1 question at a time?

[Hyuga Neji]

Why didnt you ask me to be a misaki? i could be Sho Misaki! or shosaki for short. i feel so hurt!