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anihevol · 1 Jul 2007, 3:11 am

post the crasiest story that u can think of. it can be about u, someone else, or made up.

heres mine:

i weigh 200 Lbs, it was nght time, i had no helmet and i was riding a scooter down a hill next thing i know i'm flying thru the air, by accident, doing a flip when i hit the ground my head was bleeding, arm broken, and legs skinned. the funniest part was that earlier that day i was wishing something interesting would happen to me.

**BobCat** · 1 Jul 2007, 9:43 pm

Be careful what you ask for

anihevol · 1 Jul 2007, 9:46 pm

i'll try

RT · 11 Jul 2007, 9:37 pm

is that real story?

**Mr.Anderson** · 12 Jul 2007, 4:08 pm

I don't think so..

ok how about this. Don't know if it's true or not and can't remember who told me it but;

In the midieval times there was this rich man who lived on an island near the English coast. To evade taxes he'd bought the entire island of England and made his own country, which we will call fooltopia for now since I forgot the name if it was told to me at all. England declared war on fooltopia and conquered back the land.

Really interested to know if that really happened or not.. Smart move of England by the way. Asking loads of cash for an island and then use a bit of it to mobilize a small force to conquer it back.

Zero Eiyuu · 13 Jul 2007, 12:31 am

When walking down the streets with 3 of my buddies just minding our own business, a bird suddenly falls from the sky and lands about 3 feet in front of us, we could tell it was dead cause it was laying down and not moving. Funny thing was right after that we got a little bit closer and a cat ran by and took the bird in it's mouth and jumped a fence.

True story.

Betong Åsna · 13 Jul 2007, 9:43 pm

This thread loses.

I'm pretty sure the island thing never happened.

KC · 14 Jul 2007, 4:03 pm

Yeah, i just took a massive dump

the end.

Betong Åsna · 14 Jul 2007, 10:59 pm

OMG RLY? How long did it take?

Zero Eiyuu · 16 Jul 2007, 9:05 am

One time when going downtown with my bro in his car he needed to go to the bathroom, we were about 20 mins away from any bathroom. This was bad since he HAD to go and is lactose... so you can imagine what happened... what? You can't? He crapped his pants right beside me, stopped near some woods, then threw his underwear out into the woods then drove off 0_o.

KC · 16 Jul 2007, 12:47 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betong Åsna

OMG RLY? How long did it take?

oh god it was like ten minutes.

Ederius · 17 Jul 2007, 1:59 pm

after a night partying, me, my girlfriend and another good friend of mine were going to his house. all 3 of us quite drunk, so my and my gf dropped on the bed after like 10 minutes, and started to have some fun.
now guess what that friend of mine was doing.
he was playing some stupid game on the pc, in the same room!

EDIT: sorry if this offended anyone, just had to tell