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Old 18 Jul 2007, 3:19 am
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I'll start off by listing: A member, an item and a location.

The next person has to use all three things to come up with something funny. Then that person must leave three more things of their own.
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 4:09 am
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News Flash: Diva's Chevalier craps out a whole pineapple in Alaska!

Okay. My three words: Ganesha, prunes, Azerbaijan (yes this is a real country)

(Did I do that right?)
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 1:03 pm
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News flash, ganesha eats 7 tons of prunes, elephant crap tidal wave floods southern azerbaijan.

(ganesha is hindu elephant head god, prunes are a laxative...)

Hinarei, Crotchless Panties, The White House

this should be funny...
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Old 18 Jul 2007, 6:07 pm
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News flash: President Bush has been seen parading through the White House wearing crotchless panties. photo's have been take by Hinarei.

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Old 18 Jul 2007, 6:29 pm
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News Flash: Lord Pai falls and lands ass-first on a pickaxe while climbing Big Ben.

Here's one that's sure to disturb: Pepe, condoms, slaughterhouse
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Old 19 Jul 2007, 1:14 am
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ok Imperial marine, the conservitory, lead pipe
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Old 19 Jul 2007, 4:06 am
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News Flash: Imperial Marine uses a lead pipe to kill 200 terrorists in a conservitory.

Here's the next three: Shinobu Angel, tofu, museum
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Old 19 Jul 2007, 12:04 pm
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News Flash! Shinobu Angel accidentally mistakes 300,000 year old tofu for lunch and eats it in the central museum of Japan!

(Gee that was long O_o)

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Keiranto, sledgehammer, France
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Old 19 Jul 2007, 12:25 pm
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News flash: Giant Keiranto has Sledgehammer, says he will squish france if he is not given a lifewtimes supply of lovely maidens and 7 BBQ cows. Rest of world says they will give him that to squish france...

Z741, Hinata inn, a pokeball....
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Old 19 Jul 2007, 12:37 pm
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News Flash: On the 20th of July a Mr. Z741 of Room 21b Hinata Inn was found brutally murdered when he was bludgeoned to death with a pokeball.

Ori, 3 pronged fork, District court
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Old 20 Jul 2007, 6:03 am
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News Flash: Ori has been sent to district court for threatening people with a three pronged fork!
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Old 21 Jul 2007, 12:22 pm
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ..

And where's the next installment in the series, Ederius? O_o
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Old 21 Jul 2007, 9:48 pm
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damn, me and my stupid memory -.-
ohye, condolences for your pokedeath

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Bobcat, deodorant spray, graveyard (good luck on that one)
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Old 21 Jul 2007, 9:58 pm
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Old 21 Jul 2007, 10:06 pm
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news flash: Mexico is covered in lasagna! evil villian dr. Chao has done this to show the world how dangerous she is. her reaction to our questions: be afraid, the lasagna isnt warmed up!

Ederius, matches, in bed
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Old 21 Jul 2007, 10:25 pm
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news flash: Mexico is covered in lasagna! evil villian dr. Chao has done this to show the world how dangerous she is. her reaction to our questions: be afraid, the lasagna isnt warmed up!
She didn't do that to show how dangerous she is, she did it to get at Selo!



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Old 21 Jul 2007, 10:31 pm
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news flash! there has been a pie (yes, with an E at the end) eating contest between members of AnimeB!
among them was our very beloved Kimara Ronso.
Kimara: it was great, only i discovered im allergic to applepie, so i had to quit, else i wouldve won!

we have had reports that Kimara Ronso is telling this to everyone in the shoutbox, those that want to know and those that dont.

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Old 21 Jul 2007, 10:35 pm
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In other news, Edeirus misspelled Reef into Riff!


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Old 21 Jul 2007, 10:40 pm
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