Pee: The Dos and The Dont's

[Ederius]

some time ago, i was having fun at a lokal bar. on my way back (about 7 kilometers, which is a HELL of a distance when ur drunk) i had to pee for about 12 times, so each time i had to stop and go to the bushes.
rest of the evening was fun tho, had some 'company'

[None of the Above]

Who here has gone without peeing for a day? How about 2 days?

[Ederius]

how about 4? *shyly raises his hand*

dudes, let me tell you: THAT FRIGGING HURTS!!!!!!!!

[None of the Above]

What the ****? Why? HOW?!?!

[Ederius]

was at an airport, the toilets were: or broken; or taken, and i had to fly from holland to Japan. on the way to japan i ate a HELL of a lot of chocolate, to stop myself from crapping myself.
turned out, im allergic to chocolate, so i couldnt pee.
had to get a tube to my bladder to pee >.<

[None of the Above]

Wow.... so when you ate the chocolate it made your penis swell up or something? And when they put the tube in, did they numb your penis so you won't feel pain? =O

[Ederius]

rofl, it only swells in other sircomstances , but they made a cut in my belly, where they put the tube in