Your finest, funniest and most embarrising Paintball / Airsoft moment.

[Fuzileer]

My Finest Hour:
My team had to get into the enemy's large hut, just one foot within it and you win the game.
On the word go, we raced towards the hut but most of my team got shot to smitherines.
I and a mate managed to dodge out of the way and we got to the barricade round the side of the cabin. (The cabin had entrances either side, with slots to shoot through.)
For the next four minutes my team tried to get through, but no paint grenades or smoke grenades managed to help us get through. The marshall shouted out that there was 30 seconds left.
I turned to Alex (my friend) and said "Gimme some covering fire, I'll make a run for it." He agreed and he shot at the bunker, I raced forward then literally lept into the cabin and lay down, I had won the game for my team - then the enemy shot me to pieces when I was on the floor! It hurt.
The Marshall personally congratulated me! My whole team were pleased with my performance!

Most Embarrising:
Capture the flag, the flag was on top of a 'bridge' and the whole team planned out what to do. Me being the fastest runner would run up to the flag and race back to the front lines with it, then we would have the task of racing to the enemy's base to place it there to win the round.
I switched the setting on my safety-lock on the gun, everyone patted me on the back.
"We wont let you down with cover."
"I'll be right behind ya."
"Do good, Dave."
I felt so self-sarificial!
Then the marshall yelled out to go.
I raced to the bridge and got up to the flag - but to my horror the enemy had exactly the same plan planned.
He was right in front of me.
I fumbled and pulled the trigger.
I had turned the safety caps on, not off, resulting in me fumbling with the safety caps. I was annoyed as the enemy was fumbling too, and ended up shooting me three times in the chest before running back to his team with the flag. That annoyed me like hell.

Funniest Moments:

• I was being shot at by the enemy, and my 2 mates joined me by the fence. We were figuring out what to do when one of them yelled out a scream. "*&%$ DAN! YOU JUST &%$£ING SHOT ME IN THE SIDE!" Sure enough he was hit, and we ended up laughing our eyes out, the bruise afterwards was HUGE!
• I was under intense BB-gun fire and skidded next to one of my teammates who was secretly firing at the flank. He told me he had shot 4 people this way and was counting. I said well done and raced forwards, but he shouted at me for doing so. I took cover by a tree and instantly lots of bb gun fire followed. My teammate then shouted at me; "THANKS A LOT, MORON! I WAS DOING PERFECTLY FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP! THEN YOU RUN OUT THERE LIKE A FREAKIN' GAZEL! RUIN IT ALL! THANKS A LOT!" I just laughed throughout that whole round - until I got shot...

[litono iunueta]

Finest Moment-

Most of my team had been shot and it was only me and some newb. Its amazing at how well he had stayed in the game. Everyone on the other team was still in. I had tricked the newb into being a decoy for me. He ran out in the middle of the field even though I told him to flank and was torn to pieces by about 10 different BB guns at the same time. It was really funny. It also let me know where the other guys were. So I snuck around behind them. They didn't have any idea what was going on at first, but I took them all out. They would shoot each other by accident because one guy would run in front of another while that person was shooting in the wrong direction. So my team ended up winning.

Most Humiliating Moment-

We were in the middle of a paintball game and I was doing pretty good. Until some guy threw a paint grenade that is.... he threw it at the ground in my direction, it was just as I was putting my foot down so I stepped on it right as it hit the ground and slipped on it. Then, while I was getting up, a guy shot the hand my gun was in and I pulled the trigger. Unfortunately it had been pointed at my other arm so I shot myself. You probably know what happened. Anyway, my team was skunked so that wasn't so good either.

[Fuzileer]

Hahaha, sacrifice for your team is a good thing - as long as it isnt you...

[Yonathen]

I got shot in the u know what while i was hidding in the tree

[Fuzileer]

Hah hah!

No room for cowards in the heat of battle, sir!

[Yonathen]

i am a born sniper
I have to hide
But then someone shot me by mistake. someone of my own team

[litono iunueta]

A good sniper can still take out guys while running around.

[Suigintou]

My finest moments.... well ... can you imagine a headshot with all the good parts ...... SLAM lovely sound - enemy fly backwards just like in the movies.... and the crashing sound when he hits the dirt..... AH SO LOVELY!!!! (besides yonathen the perfect sniper is me... I got the skills to snipe everyone and i dont even get noticed by team mates... yes i am a solo type when it comes to such things....

most embarasing.... ever shot youself.... NOT a good idea.... and specially not when the trigger locks itself so you keep shot youself for like 20 sek or something... really really hurts!!!

funniest.... well something like the one above... just happend to a other friend than myself hehe

[CBHans1]

Funniest: Me and two others owned three other who had played far more than we had.

Most embarrising: I played against a half-professional paintball player and I could have got him if I'd remembered to turn my hopper on >_<

Finest: A player on our team tried to mug me while I was at the left 50 line, but as he ran to mug me, I moved to the center and shot him from the right side

[Ederius]

most glorious moment
me being on my own in the cow suit (i love soloing against multiple others) versus 5 friends. i didnt feel like running, because youll get caught no matter what, so i just stood ground and kept firing altough i got hit too. the whole suit went to smithereens, but all of us had bruises all over.

most humilliating moment
i was soloing again, but this time in the penguin suit. my opponents counted 9 men, so i decided to run this time. i dare you, try to run in a penguin suit... i got as far as 12 meters before they began shooting me in the back. i fell over and rolled down some slope. there i got caught in some bush and couldnt get out. they found me and kept shooting at me till their ammo was gone. i was soaked all over, but couldnt help laughing after the match

[Grey Fox]

All in one

Not finding the place and holding up everyone for 15 minutes before they went on without me thus providing an over used excuse to not trust me.