Ebenezer Shittingway
Big nerd!

<3 <3

I'm terrible at it. Ugh. I went to my nan's for the week, and the entire time I was reflecting on my consistent idiocy - it slips my mind. I'm out of the habit of checking here. I came home a few days ago and was hesitant to log in since I feel like a real jerk, promising to reply and then not logging in for over a week. Again.

The last time I had a decent conversation with you was, like, this time last year. I'm truly an awful human being and ready to make up for everything.

I'm serious right now. Get your behind back here or else. Because I'm back and I won't take "no" for an answer!

...Or else!

See, I'm already resorting to my arsenal of fear mongering... You know I'm not joking around.

Nigger.

VALENTINE'S DAY. Your favourite holiday.. is on Monday. I know. With a heart that regularly fluctuates between five sizes too small and three sizes too big - depending on your mood --- it must be a joy to have it soooo close on your calender. Oh!

Ahaha..gosh.. No kidding... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I need to log in here more as well. I really dislike being one of those inactive members that log in once in a blue moon, yet persist in complaining about the activity.

HEY. You. I've been anti-social like you wouldn't believe in the past while.. Forgive.

Hey! I'm back now. I know, huh? I missed this place. Also, I can't use a keyboard right anymore after being without it so long...

I love you more. Especially since you have Reach. I want that shit. BAD.