Thread: The Watermelon Patch

Just a place to grow watermelons

I'm guessing this is like the Sake bar in the Kitsune brigade?

Okay then! Random stuff it is!

*Pepe gets out square watermelon*

Yummy!

Well, random stuff that has to do with watermelons and growing them

I think it was time someone put together a patch for them. Growing them yourself is cheaper than buying them constantly.


*starts building a cold shed to temporarily store the melons*

Cold shed? Why not just eat 'em once they're done?

They keep longer than just on the vine I likes lots of watermelons.


http://www.hattiesburg.org/media/ima...watermelon.jpg


*Miroku gets out his melon cracking set and slices some for all and sundry.... including Our Glorious Ditz*

can we go bowling with our watermelons?

Would you rather bowl with them or eat them?

I for one love eating them .

But remember this:

Every time you use a watermelon for bowling, it makes Mutsumi-chan sad.

So please.... think about the watermelons

ok, i eat the watermelon and bowl with a real bowling ball that has a watermelon design!

Score!

I'd hate to admit it here in UTGF, but I prefer Melons over Watermelons...


I still love Mutsumi though...

I think Mutsumi'd forgive you for that, Pepe

*starts weeding the patch*

Mutsumi is always forgiving...

And loving...
And caring... And oh so sweet...

*Whistles 'Nante Suteki na' while weeding, and beams at Pepe brightly*

Yup

*Miroku rushes into the watermelon patch and sighs upon seeing all the weeds that had gown since last week*


Oh, Damn! I let it go this long. I can't face Mutsumi-san with this place in such bad shape.


*Sigh*

he begins the long process of weeding and breaking the soil into a loose layer.

Crap! I forgot all about it!


Where is our leader?
Probably to busy getting drunk at the Sake bar...

We need to try cultivating a type of watermelon that gets an alcoholic content the longer it's on the vine. Maybe he'll come back if we can acomplish that....

Did I hear alcohol AND watermelons in the same sentence...* passes out *
I think we should just stick to the ordinary *pads little watermelon and waits for it to grow*

There's nothing wrong with alcohol and watermelons.... so why not combine them? Our own Patron Ditz did the same thing-- in a fan fic that is

Just as long as we don't pour alcohol into the watermelons

Well.... I had meant to try cultivating a watermelon that would self-ferment while still on the vine. The riper the melon, the higher the alcohol content.

And the melons would retain their juicy sweetness


*drools slightly in anticipation*