Ebenezer Shittingway
Aniki is my King

Update me! We speak once a year it seems, almost time for moar UPDATES.

I'm studying acupuncture at uni! I started in Sept. It is incredibly intense! But really interesting.

Same here I will try and post some moreee. What are you up to? How is post-uni?!

Are you even here

I knoooow!

HEY! I am back.

I'm terrible at it. Ugh. I went to my nan's for the week, and the entire time I was reflecting on my consistent idiocy - it slips my mind. I'm out of the habit of checking here. I came home a few days ago and was hesitant to log in since I feel like a real jerk, promising to reply and then not logging in for over a week. Again.

The last time I had a decent conversation with you was, like, this time last year. I'm truly an awful human being and ready to make up for everything.

I'm serious right now. Get your behind back here or else. Because I'm back and I won't take "no" for an answer!

...Or else!

See, I'm already resorting to my arsenal of fear mongering... You know I'm not joking around.